I like Big Butts and I can't deny

[bliss_eternal]

You other brothers can't deny...





:hide:

Talk about having a disturbing earworm.

[Jamastiene]

1. I loved that song.

How do those women move their butts around in those tight little circles like that? I have always wondered.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. I practice for 2 hours every day....

It's an art....


:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

3. Nice work.

I love watching. It amazes me what control you have over the movements. I'm lucky I can sit on mine without falling over.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I read some posts on another board

by some guy who claimed his wife had that kind of muscular control over her breasts. It was like a Penthouse letter. I was like, "Nice fantasy, dude, but I ain't fallin' for it." :eyes:

[bliss_eternal]

10. LOL! OMG--

what would possess someone to post something like THAT on an open forum?

I'm not buying it either, but if it is true, would his wife really want that broadcasted to the cyber world? Unless he was gauging interest as a field marketing research to create a website featuring his wife doing that on a webcam.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Well... uh...

It was sort of a "guy" forum. :blush:

But from the way he told it — if it had any truth to it — his wife was quite proud of this and loved to, shall we say, "wave" at strangers and whatnot.

Humans, man. :silly:

[bliss_eternal]

14. LMAO!! ROFL!!

Qote:
But from the way he told it — if it had any truth to it — his wife was quite proud of this and loved to, shall we say, "wave" at strangers and whatnot.


OMG--the visual image of this... oh, can't. stop. laughing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I know

It's just silly.



I never thought I'd be writing to Penthouse Forum, but then, I never thought my wife would wave "thank you" to the FedEx guy with her boobs.

:eyes:

[bliss_eternal]

17. OMG--

I guess they are a match made in Heaven. :rofl:

:rofl: The things that some people find appealing...geez! :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Rex? You... you read Penthouse?

I'm just so, I don't know, so... surprised at you!

[bliss_eternal]

4. You have to practice?

;) :P

[Moochy]

5. Great Goddess Got Back!

[bliss_eternal]

9. Niiiice!

:)

I'm all for realistic, body affirming art. Yes, I just called Sir Mixalot art. I know some women find his song offensive and sexist and I can understand that perspective.

But to me, in a time where every magazine cover featured an anorexic looking woman with her ribs showing, this song celebrated women that weren't rail thin as sexy goddesses. This song was pre J-Lo and the worship that ensued about her ample booty. This song for me was about celebrating women with curves.

Bravo Sir Mixalot and thank you!

[Dangerously Amused]

25. I agree, for what it's worth.

I think the song was intended to celebrate feminine curves at a time when thin, adrogynous female models were all the rage. Of course thin women are beautiful as well, but most women don't have bodies that ever could look that way under any circumstances. So I think the song was liberating for women by giving them "permission" to feel sexy even if they had *gasp* a big butt, but also liberating for men by giving them "permission" to find attractive something that current society deemed "unattractive."

[Moochy]

29. Exactly!

I think those who assume that the song is only objectifying in a bad way should consider what you've posted. Mixalot was not really your average hiphop head, he had a band when it wasnt cool to have a band. He was definitely making a statement, butt it had broad appeal. :-) hehe sorry for the puns.

[vajraroshana]

13. they would explode in fire!

I read it somewhere in an archaeology magazine a long time ago that they discovered that these type of figurines were meant to be thrown into a fire where they would explode in pieces. How the archaeologists figured that out escapes my recollection.

[bliss_eternal]

15. Really?

That's pretty interesting.

From a historical standpoint, I wonder what that means in terms of how those that made these figures related to, or thought of women?

Always interesting to me how various cultures view the women of their 'tribe', so to speak and women in general.

[rqstnnlitnmnt]

6. the best is the giant ass in the video upon which he dances n/t

[bliss_eternal]

8. The giant ass cracks me up!

:hi:

[ET Awful]

18. When I lived in LA, I knew one of the girls that danced for that video

During production, they called that giant ass "Mount Booty"

[hickman1937]

12. Good for you. I don't. Gluttony is not pretty to me.

I'm saying this 50lbs over weight. Fat little boys and girls, fat adolescent's are not normal.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

19. I HATE that song.

Awful, sexist, demeaning, raunchy song.

:grr:

[name not needed]

20. Throwdown's cover of that was pretty funny.

[henslee]

21. I get sprung....

Hey, there are a few other great cuts on that Mixalot CD. Swapmeat Louie & Onetime's got no case.

[LaurenG]

22. I always thought it was "I like big butts and I don't know why"

I am easily confused though. That one and the "thong song" crack me up.

[alarcojon]

24. I think it's "and I cannot lie"

I could be wrong on that - just a vague recollection

[Jed Dilligan]

26. you are correct nt

[LaurenG]

27. I think you are right

it is "I cannot lie". I don't know why really wouldntfit. I know he knows why.:)

[DS1]

28. It's about fucking time someone got it right

It's not that damn difficult :eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

30. Subtle lyrics. Very subtle.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) <4x>