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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:54 PM
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What can you make Santa do?
You may have already seen this but I think it's funny what you can make him do.

http://www.santasez.sig-ad.com/
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:55 PM
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1. F**K! first suggestion and I am on the naughty list already
F**k!
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:56 PM
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2. Tell him to
Kiss me.
If you tell him to pee, he does.
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:57 PM
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3. I made him cry
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:01 PM
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9. He'll also knock over the tree
:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:59 PM
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4. Tell him to do the splits!!
Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 04:01 PM by Shell Beau
:rofl:

Don't tell him to fly! :o
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 03:59 PM
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5. LOL!
Tell him to "Take a drink"!

:7
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:00 PM
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6. Idiot
tell him to do idiot
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:03 PM
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11. For some reason... When I said, "Mrs. Claus".
He gut punched an elf!

:wtf:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:31 PM
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18. Attack
Attack makes him do the same thing
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:00 PM
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7. I made him mad!
told him to "fly"
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:01 PM
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8. If you tell him to knock over the tree
he goes nuts.

I told him to "show me the money" and he laughed at me.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:03 PM
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10. Tell him to take off his pants!!
Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 04:03 PM by Shell Beau
or strip :o
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:05 PM
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12. He will scratch his butt too.
Oh tell him to moonwalk.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:07 PM
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15. And pick his nose. n/t
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:09 PM
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16. And he farts, too!
:P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:10 PM
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17. "Show me your butt!"
:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:05 PM
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13. Breakdance!
Dance is good, but breakdance is better!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:07 PM
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14. Strip is good too
:D
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Divameow77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 04:39 PM
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19. Tell him to do
the chicken dance, or play air guitar, or basketball.
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