HA! Got this Christmas cookie recipe from a friend today.

[progmom]

Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year:

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 T lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS


:D

[Zuni]

1. Howdy Progmom!

:hi:

[progmom]

2. zuni!!!

Nice to see you here. You're missed when you're gone. The rumors of your demise keep me awake at night. :hug:

[XNASA]

5. Zuni is one of the undead now.

I'd still sleep with one eye open if'n I wuz you.

[progmom]

6. so he's going to eat my brains?

:scared:

[XNASA]

8. "Send... more... paramedics."

Poor Zuni. It hurts to be dead.

[Zuni]

26. stop spreading rumors

I was eating brains long before I was among the undead

[1gobluedem]

3. I like this!

I think I'll give it a try when I'm making cookies with the twins. It'll help me deal with "That's MY cookie cutter!" "It's my turn for the the star now!" "HEY! She messed up my frosting!" "Tha't not fair!" "Yuck, you put the green knife with the red frosting!" "I didn't get that one out so I don't have to pick it up!" Crash, bang! "Did you need that bowl?"

[progmom]

4. I wonder if you can substitute Miller Lite....

;)

[bridgit]

7. lemon juice, Jose Cuervo, large eggs, all in the form of a cookie...

:woohoo: it's almost a meal in the palm of your hand :hi:

[progmom]

11. isn't that the old Bill Cosby chocolate cake for b'fast skit?

Eggs, milk, wheat … Nutritious! Chocolate cake is good for you!

[bridgit]

14. pretty much huh...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

9. You should try it out later

:hi:

[progmom]

10. ha....i don't think so!

Tequila scares me. :D

[dolo amber]

12. I make those every year

What's the big deal? :shrug:

:D

[progmom]

16. "don't forget to beat of the turner"

:rofl:

[Lavender Brown]

13. Tequila?

:yoiks: :hide:

[progmom]

18. isn't that a classic Christmas beverage?

:P

[Lavender Brown]

21. only if a classic Christmas

involves several days of me puking. :P

[progmom]

23. yes, well....

me too. :pals:

[sundog]

15. that's a happy thing

i like happy things

[progmom]

17. i like your avatar!

:loveya:

[sundog]

19. record players are happy things

and so is love is also a happy thing

[progmom]

20. yes

Love is a happy thing. :hug:

[sundog]

25. and christmas cookies are very happy things

and paper clips are also happy

[progmom]

27. they are? i never really thought about it. but yeah...you're right.

this one sure is:

[sundog]

28. that a happy paralyzed paper clip

his eyes say "i can't move & i have amnesia, but i'm very happy"

*blink blink*

[progmom]

33. oh - like the guy in The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

That is such a disturbing thought. x(

At the age of 44, after a catastrophic stroke and several weeks in a coma, Jean-Dominique Bauby, editor of "Elle" magazine, became a victim of what is known as ''locked-in syndrome.'' Unable to move or speak, though he continued to feel pain, Bauby found eventually that he could move only his left eyelid. Using a specially constructed alphabet based on letter-frequency, he dictated this extraordinary memoir of his ordeal by blinking his good eye.

[MissMillie]

22. My sister sent it to me earlier this week.

But hers ends w/t turn the cake 360 degrees and wipe the counter w/ the cat.

[progmom]

24. HA!

:rofl:

perfect.

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. Every year here in Cleveland, a local radio station plays a similar recipe

for fruitcake. :D

Hey, progbabe! What's up? :hi:

[progmom]

31. beastman!!

:loveya:

give my love to Cathy!

[Wapsie B]

30. I've got a similar recipe

only with Jim Beam. I'll have to try a batch of yours to compare. Or two or three.... ;-)


:hi:

[progmom]

32. ha!

making spirits bright indeed! :rofl: