Most annoying song ever.

[Jamastiene]

My vote: That "Human Beat Box" song by the "Fat Boyz" from the 80's. I remember if felt like it was raining inside the school, everyday. Kids were going around trying to imitate those farty sounds and they ended up spitting on everyone around them. At first, I don't know how many times someone would start into that stuff and make me jump a mile. I felt like wearing a raincoat to school when I realized that little fad wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. Looking back it was as funny as it was annoying, but still it was annoying.

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I give it to 'Funky Town'

Since I can't identify any of those gawdawful twanga-twanga or super-patriotic country songs by name.

[NMMNG]

3. Here you go

Be sure your speakers are on!

Proud to be an American

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Idawanna! Make the link go away! :scared:

[NMMNG]

5. I know, isn't it hideous?

Not only the sappy graphics, but the tinny music on top of it all. :puke: No doubt done by some freeper woman. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Reminds me of a line from an Austin Lounge Lizards song

"Put The Oak Ridge Boys in the Slammer."

They're musi-criminals on the loose
like Kenny, Bocephus and Leeeeeeeee Greeeeeenwoooooood



Btw... shouldn't they be the Lounge's official band? They're liberal, they're funny as hell... and they're Lounge Lizards. :bounce:

[NMMNG]

7. They get my vote

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. You know 'em?

Or are you just going on my recommendation?

[NMMNG]

I'm just going on your recommendation

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Y'oughta check 'em out

Everybody should. They're marvelous satirists.

http://www.austinlizards.com/

[alarimer]

55. Yes they are

I really like "Jesus Loves Me (but He can't stand you)" and "Stupid Texas Song"

They ought to write a song about Tom Delay. The did one about Newt Gingrich ("Gingrich the Newt").

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. A fitting tribute

To that horse's patoot.

:hi:

Then there's "The Ballad of Ronald Reagan" and "Dan Stepford."

[NMMNG]

10. dupe

[RevCheesehead]

2. It's a tossup...

either "Achy-Breaky Heart" or the Macarena.

[Jamastiene]

11. Those are really annoying songs.

Great picks. Also, how about "La Vida Loco?"

[hfojvt]

60. the Packarena?

that Mark Chmura is sooo fine.

I have watched alot of Doc re-runs on my local channel 50. One of the first episodes, or maybe the first, when Billy's NYC reporter girlfriend was going back to NYC from Wyoming. Achy breaky heart was playing on a radio and he walks by and says "I hate that song". I like Billy Ray way more than Garth Brooks. To me "Friends in low places" is a far more annoying song, and it gets played at almost every! single! wedding! dance! (I work at a community center that gets rented almost every weekend for a wedding reception) Hello? people? It's a song about a guy who is gonna go get drunk because his ex-girlfriend has married someone else. Is it really appropriate for a wedding dance?

[Guava Jelly]

8. i have a few

brick....... ben folds five
we built this city ........starship
anything by the beastie boys
if i close my eyes forever...... Ozzy and lita

[pinniped]

12. That crap from the vonage commercials from that Kill Bill bloodfest movie.

Some should never be given access to a mic.

[B3Nut]

33. Is that the one

that sounds like a bad punk band accomanying a cluster of tone-deaf drunk owls hooting? GACK I hate that!!!! Makes me want to throw the TV set out the window (and it comes on CONSTANTLY during Sex and the City, which my wife likes to watch before bed. I have to bury my head in the pillow...oy vey what an awful piece of racket.) Reason enough to boycott Vonage, if ya ask me... :D

Todd in Beerbratistan

[BigMcLargehuge]

63. Oh man, the 5,6,7,8's rock

I love the WooHoo song!

[ET Awful]

14. Barbie Girl by Aqua

most annoying song ever.

[KitchenWitch]

15. No no no!

It has to be the John Ashcroft song, "Let the Eagles Soar"

[Jamastiene]

20. Bleck!

You are right. That oughta do it. :puke:

[KitchenWitch]

21. So, did I win?

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

23. Hands down.

:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Woohoo

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[BobEPeru]

31. I heard one while shopping last night...

In the Sports Authority they were playing a version of "Rudolph" in which the last verse includes children chiming in with the responses we're all familiar with (IE "Like a light bulb" "Like Monopoly), and I suddenly became very claustrophobic, and longed for the comparable comfort of the cold, snowy, but quiet outdoors.

[mac56]

36. I've been to paradise

but I've never been to me.

:puke:

[cleofus1]

16. billy don't be a hero

don't be a fool with your life!

god i hate that song...

seasons in the sun runs a close second...

[KitchenWitch]

17. A-a-afternoon Delight

[cleofus1]

18. you are attractive

yet evil...

i'll be thinking of that tune all night long now.....

[KitchenWitch]

19. Then my mission is almost accomplished!

:evilgrin:

[calico1]

22. Love Will Keep Us Together

But its probably because the dj's in my area at the time played the hell out of it. And because I just found the Captain (with his stupid, gimmicky captain outfit) and Toni Tennile to be irritating.

[VelmaD]

24. The theme from Titanic

Hell, anyone can write a song with lyrics that rhyme if you end every line with the word "on". Blech.

[graywarrior]

26. Muskrat Love

The Pina Colada Song

And anything by Leo Sayers. :puke:

[kwassa]

27. Do you like pina coladas? Or a walk in the rain?

[newyawker99]

28. "We had joy, we had fun

We had seasons in the sun....




:puke:

[DrDan]

29. Feelings

I'd rather listen to fingernails across a blackboard

[HughBeaumont]

30. The Name Game by Shirley Ellis

The pinnacle of suckdom for ALL ages.


The name game!

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

And so on and so on. Shut up. That silly-ass song fucking sucked.

[AngryAmish]

32. "Walk This Way" by Run-DMC

[HughBeaumont]

46. That has to rank as the biggest disappointment of all time.

It could have been great, had they just used the breakbeats from the original song rather than have a fresh-off-of-rehab Joe Perry and Steve Tyler give an ultra-weak performance.

[HuskerDU]

34. 'The Baby Song' by Husker Du.

Listen to this lil ditty of drivel and you will understand. It is so out of place on their brilliant album 'Flip Your Wig.'

[shrike]

35. 'I've never been to Me,' by Charlene

Like fingernails on a chalkboard.

[mac56]

38. GMTA

I just posted that one too! :pals:

[shrike]

45. Isn't that awful?

They should be using that one at Gitmo. I'd tell them anything they wanted to hear and they'd only have to play it twice.

[Wapsie B]

37. Anything by Air Supply

That may be well past annoying though.

[mac56]

39. "Even the nights are better

Now that I'm not a bed-wetter....."

[Wapsie B]

42. Did you make that up

or is that Weird Al Yankovich?


:rofl:

[mac56]

52. me.....

:evilgrin:

[yellowcanine]

40. Dog barking "Jingle Bells" - most annoying Christmas song.

Alvin and the Chipmunks and "The Little Drummer Boy" close second and third, respectively.

[myrna minx]

62. Several years ago a friend of mine got the inspiration to

order the kitties meowing christmas carols CD. She waited until she was :smoke: and ordered it by phone from my house. The strange thing is that she had the phone number memorized from the commercial. :wtf:

[Goblinmonger]

41. "Well I'm proud to be an American"

*shudders*

[shrike]

44. God, that's a bad one

And I knew people who love that song.

[Goblinmonger]

48. Knew?

Did you kill them for their bad taste in music and (most likely) corresponding politcal views? 'Cause I'm not opposed to that.

[shrike]

51. No, they just happened to drift out of my life

Or they live so far away I don't talk much to them anymore.
Lucky me.

[Left Is Write]

57. That's called "God Bless The U.S.A."

It was always a schlocky song, but it's so much worse NOW.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

43. Barney's "I Love You"

Most popular annoying song ever would have to be Whigfield's "Saturday Night". Also Timmy Mallet's cover of "Itsy Witsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" & Mr Blobby's "Mr Blooby" which I'm assuming none of you have heard, you lucky, lucky bastards.

[Initech]

47. Any boy band song, especially N*Stink's "Bye Bye Bye"

[RubyDuby in GA]

49. It's a Small World

To this day it makes my eye twitch.

I got stuck on this ride at Disney World as a teen and they wouldn't let us off. For over two fucking hours I had to listen to this song loop over and over again. I was stuck in front of the eskimo kid. If I ever see an eskimo kid, I'm afraid I'll snap and beat the shit out of him/her.

My family knows to not even jokingly play that song in front of me. I will freak out and go apeshit. It's not pretty.

[Strong Atheist]

50. That was my Wednesday

earworm!:evilgrin:

[KFC]

53. American Pie

Basically a bad kiddie song.

[Skittles]

54. "Willie" by Sweet

*shudder*

[Left Is Write]

58. Awww....I always had fun with that song when out with friends at a bar.

Maybe it was the beer.

[Left Is Write]

59. A few songs that annoy the hell out of me...

She's Having My Baby by Paul Anka

Honey by Bobby Goldsboro

Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

there are several more, too, but the number one most hated song on my personal list is:

What I Am by Edie Brickell

[jonnyblitz]

61. who let the dogs out by baha men.

:puke:

[Ron Mexico]

64. I need help identifying this one

if it in fact has a title different than its words. All it says, over and over, is "check it out now, funk soul brother." This song is so repetitive and boring that it could be used as a torture device, and yet I hear it on popular shows (Friends, for instance) and in sporting arenas (MCI Center during Caps games, for example."

I like to think I'm a pretty compassionate guy, but if someone told me that the entire band that came up with this garbage all had their arms and legs broken out of sheer spite, a smirk might beat the outrage on my face.

[Dave Reynolds]

65. That one is by Fatboy Slim,

and yes, it is most annoying.

[Ron Mexico]

67. Thanks. BTW, I forgot that Hollaback Girl song. Ugh. (N/T)

[Taverner]

66. Billy Don't be a Hero

Sorry - worst....song....ever

[hobo_baggins]

68. Huckleberry by Toby Keith - Behold it, in all its suckiness:

Just off of the two-lane where the school bus used to stop
Was a little wooden A-frame with a yellow tin roof top
One day it was raining on this world
She said ‘have you ever really, really ever kissed a girl?’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the storm gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We’ll grow up and we’ll get married
I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Later on that summer we went to the county fair
They had a brand new roller coaster and everyone was scared
It was two bucks to experience the thrill
She said ‘come on boy let’s get in line I’ll ride it if you will’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the ride gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We’ll grow up and we’ll get married
I’m gonna be your Huckleberry

Snuck off on a slow dance at the junior/senior prom
Went lookin’ for some romance before I had to get her home
Steamin’ up the windows of my car
She said ‘until I get my wedding ring boy we can’t go that far’

Baby I’ll be your Huckleberry, you don’t have to double dare me
If the world gets wild and scary count on me to be right there
You’re so extra ordinary sweet like maraschino cherries
We grew up and we got married
Now look at those three little Huckleberries

[Metta]

69. Anything by the Four Seasons.

nt.

[terrya]

70. "You Light Up My Life"

No you don't, bitch.