Where can I pick up my "War on Christmas" fatigues and weapon?

[Ladyhawk]

I'm all ready to shoot me some reindeer and fat men in red and white. Also, the baby Jesus must die!

[PittPoliSci]

1. i'd hold off on the baby jesus.

something tells me in a few months everyone's going to be calling to cruxify him. :D

[Ladyhawk]

2. Damn. A quick, clean shot to the head would be less painful.

It wouldn't have made Mel Gibson millions, either.

[PittPoliSci]

3. yeah but it's not as ascetically pleasing.

[Ladyhawk]

5. Maybe if they filmed the shot in super slow-motion it would be

asthetically pleasing. It might also last the requisite two hours.

[PittPoliSci]

6. LOL

I agree :-)

[Dukkha]

34. doesn't really have that Mel Gibson level of brutality

You gotta satisfy the fundies blood lust for torture

[Ladyhawk]

4. Also, what caliber/make of gun would be best for shooting a Christmas? n/t

[KitchenWitch]

7. I think a .45 is a good caliber!

[Ladyhawk]

10. What about the three wise guys?

[KitchenWitch]

13. Perfect!

And some women named Maggie bringing gifts?

[Ladyhawk]

16. Yeah, but they must be disposed of afterward.

I suppose a .45 will work on most anything.

[DanCa]

8. Well if you need a fat man who looks good in red I am your man

But and like Bill Oreilly it's a bug Butt we get some severe cuddeling in later :D

[Ladyhawk]

11. But I don't want to shoot you!

Shhh....be vewy vewy quiet. I'm huntin' Chwistmases...huh huh huh huh huh!

[DanCa]

14. Lol i thought your recruitting fat man in your posse

Hmm but you know if you had to be shot by anyone :D

[Aristus]

23. Put some steel-rimmed glasses on that fat, bald man,

and you've got a Republican!

[LeftyMom]

9. I think BuffyTheFundieSlayer is distributing materiel.

:patriot:

[Ladyhawk]

12. Excellent. Do I get one of those big-ass machine guns

that require two people to operate them? After all, it IS my second amendment right.

[LeftyMom]

15. I thought the plan was for you to take out the sleigh?

We're still hoping the anti-aircraft stuff gets delivered before zero hour, otherwise the backup plan is to position you near the home of some exceptionally well-behaved kids and use a LAW.

[Ladyhawk]

17. LOL...I'm lucky I swallowed my coffee before reading your post

or I might have done this: :spray:

[Ladyhawk]

18. Perhaps we could put the old DEW system into effect and use

SDI to take out the old man.

What about the North Pole and the elves? And if the magnetic North Pole moves to Siberia, will they move, too? And will that make them "Ruskies"?

[LeftyMom]

19. It's part of his secret plan

to tighten his supply lines and get closer to his manufacturing complex.

Now, I must tell you a horrible secret: There are no elves, global warming did 'em in. Santa uses Chinese prison labor and has for years.

[Ladyhawk]

20. NOoOOoooOOOoooo!!!!

That fat old fuck is going down. :grr:

[LeftyMom]

21. I'll record your action and release it to the media

be sure to hide your identity.

[Ladyhawk]

22. One question: How will I know a Christmas when I see it?

Or should I just shoot indiscriminately at everything that moves?

[chknltl]

28. A "fatwa" on the fat one?

Noooooo

[NMMNG]

27. Did I hear my name?

Gather round, plenty of firepower for all :evilgrin: :

[Ladyhawk]

32. Can I get my flame-thrower in winter camouflage to match my outfit?n/t

[Best_man23]

24. I want to join the GWOC

GWOC = Global War on Christmas. I want to be the first person on my block to get a confirmed kill of a reindeer.

Gotta love the hypocrisy. I'm thinking about setting up a Nativity scene in my front yard and putting Buddha in place of baby Jesus.

[dxdem]

25. lol

Can we take a Christmas hostage? I bet that'll change the stance on negotiating with turr-ists...

[TransitJohn]

26. FAO Schwarzkopf

Ba-da-bum-bump-TISH!

[Jamastiene]

29. Damn, let the reindeer live.

And Santa too, at least until the 26th of December. My cats have presents from him, you know... :evilgrin:

Hell, even I celebrate Christmas. Don't much like Christianity as an organized religion though. I just like celebrating with the rest of the DU Christians and pagans...

Hey, does anybody know? Is it true that Christmas is really celebrated like 3 months before the birth of the baby Jesus because at one time Christians had to hide being Christians? I can't remember where I heard that. Oh well.

Besides I like Rudolph and Jingle Bells and the other music.

On the other hand, in real life, I live in a shitty right wing area of the country. Praise God, pass me some ammo too. Come on down, bring plenty of spare weapons for me and a few people I know who will help us. We may win in 2008 yet. :evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

30. At Osama's Homobortion Jizz Emporium, of course.

:)

[Ladyhawk]

31. Isn't that located on the corner of Satan St. and Atheist Avenue? n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

33. Yep. Right next to Lesbo Lefties Toddler Brainwashing Center for girls.

:evilgrin:

[StaggerLee]

35. Was the original plan to fight them in the N. Pole and Bethlehem

So we don't have to fight them here???

:freak: