I read the story "Brokeback Mountain" and it turned me into a gay man

[XemaSab]

trapped in a woman's body!!!

What do I do????

[CatBoreal]

1. Can you afford...

...a sex change operation??

That'll fixe you right up in a jiffy.

[XemaSab]

4. I don't think I could "pass"

I'm too curvy. :cry:

[Raster]

2. Go with it, Babe.

[underpants]

3. Well you can go...

oh you know the rest

[hfojvt]

5. get a

boyfriend.

[Left Is Write]

6. I'd say that if you've been involved with men...

keep on with that. It's what any self-respecting gay man would do.

[XemaSab]

7. So you're thinking that the "ex-gay" route wouldn't be a good idea?

You know, the idea of having a wife and kids sounds ok to me, except for the fact that I'm not particularly interested in women, but I was thinking maybe if I prayed about it I could become a former homosexual trapped in a woman's body.

But you're saying no...?

[Left Is Write]

8. I'm not sure.

I think you may have to ask someone more familiar with the "gay agenda" and follow his or her instructions. That seems to be the safest bet.

[Dark]

9. Go see the movie. That should turn you into a lesbian in a straight man's

body.

Oh, wait. . .