Post your liberal stocking stuffers here

[GoddessOfGuinness]

BackwardsBush key chain
This is not for kids, but if you are counting the days until the next election, this is the holiday item. Counts the seconds until the doofus is gone. Special orders accepted, more are on the way. 9.95

[LuCifer]

1. I like to give to rightwingers...

...the most sleazy sex toys I can find! The bigger and thicker the dildo, the BETTER! :P :evilgrin: :wow:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. ExLax is a good choice, too

:evilgrin:

[LuCifer]

3. bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ooooh I didn't even think of that one, and usually that'd be my first choice!!!!! Mu ha ha!

Lu

[AtomicKitten]

13. you are such a lucifer.

[sendero]

4. I could re-gift the Bush toilet paper my son gave me...

... naw, I'm keeping it. Gonna use it soon. :)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. I'd like to find a roll of that

Hell, I'd take a case.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Would dvds count as stocking stuffers?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Sure!

Sounds like a good one! I'll have to check it out. :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. It's definitely worth watching

Very interesting stuff.

[Initech]

9. How about a Bill Hicks CD?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. I'm not familiar with him...

sorry to say.
Have some choice lyrics you'd like to post as a sample? :hi:

[Initech]

18. Bill Hicks is a comedian, not a musician and here's some good quotes:

"People often ask me where I stand politically, it's not that I disagree with George Bush and his foreign policies and his economic policies, it's that I believe that he's the child of Satan sent here to destroy Earth."

"The only problem the CIA are having is convincing Saddam Hussein to fly to Dallas."

"The fact that we live in a world where John Lennon is murdered yet Barry Manilow continues to put out albums. God damn it. If you're going to kill somebody have some fucking taste!"

"See I think drugs have done some good things. If you dont think drugs have done anything good for us, I want you to do me a favor - go home, take all your albums, all your tapes, all your CDs, and burn them. Because you know what? The musicians who have made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years - realllllllllllllllllllll fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes."

"These musicians today who dont do drugs and in fact speak out against them, boy they suck!"

"We are the docile masses. We are the puppet people."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Child of Satan is accurate enogh...

Thanks for the info!

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Good call!

[Dave Sund]

10. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Whose foot?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. How about her?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. We should make collector cards

of liberal saints. :-)

[JuneInJax]

12. cool keychain, and

I wonder if anybody knows where to get the bullshit protectors the vets put over their ears when * spoke?? I'd LOVE to send some out with my holiday cards!
:evilgrin:
Moni

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. YES!

If you find out, I want a pair. I saw a website that had a template for do-it-yourselfers; but I'd like a sturdier pair...maybe with earmuffs attached.

[geniph]

20. Pastafarian emblems!

http://www.rof.com/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. I'm hoping for a Darwin Fish in my stocking

But these are cool too: