How does one make the yuletide gay?

[undeterred]

Is it part of the war on Christmas?

[Orangepeel]

1. play a Judy Garland Christmas CD?

:shrug:

[last_texas_dem]

11. Come to think of it

She may be the one who introduced "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" with the "make the yuletide gay" line in the first place!

See, the "homasekshuls" and their supporters in Hollywood declared war on Xmas several decades ago and have been at it ever since!

[supernova]

2. Get a Queer Eye Makeover?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

3. Ummm...

I guess I don't get to answer this. Too straight. But I think it might involve naughty bits.

[tjdee]

4. Make it watch the Spongebob Christmas special?

?

[undeterred]

5. the London Gay Mens chorus shows how

http://www.lgmc.org.uk/intro.html

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Adding Christmas balls

to Tinkie Winkie

[huskerlaw]

7. Invite Tinky Winky

over to watch a Sponge Bob marathon with the kids. Throw in Bert & Ernie if you're really serious about it. Meanwhile, the adults can listen to a Liza Minelli, Barbra Streisand and Cher mix CD and plot the worldwide implementation of the gay agenda.

It makes the baby jeebus cry.

[Rowdyboy]

8. We always watch Rosalind Russell in "Auntie Mame"

"Life is a banquet, and some poor fools are starving to death!"



She's my gay Yuletide antidote to "Bah, humbug!"

[Jade Fox]

9. You know, what the heck is the Yuletide?

If I knew what it was, I could maybe watch a 'Will and Grace' marathon to try and gay it up!

[datasuspect]

10. tart that muthafucka up

and make it campy and fabulous!

[JVS]

12. Does Liberace have an Xmas album?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

13. DUH--You don you now your gay apparel!

:crazy:

[RevCheesehead]

16. Correct.

But it really depends on what look you're going for.

[RevCheesehead]

17. I think I'll invite Hypno-Toad to my house.

That should do it, right? :)

[KitchenWitch]

14. Offer it a toaster oven

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Sentence it to 25 years to life

As a bonus, it'll also find Jaysus and maybe write a book.

[purji]

18. my aunt is named Gaye

grandma always says "it just meant happy when I named her."
her ex's last name was Ray,she said her name always sounded like a gun that turned you into a homosexual.The Gaye Ray.

[Cannikin]

19. I'll slide down your fireplace and redecorate your tree

[ET Awful]

20. Take it to see Brokeback Mountain apparently

:P

[Jamastiene]

22. Word for word, great minds think alike. n/t

[ET Awful]

24. LMAO

:spray:

[undeterred]

26. Oscar! Oscar!

[Jamastiene]

21. Take it to see Brokeback Mountain apparently. n/t

[kwassa]

23. Don we now our gay apparel

Fa la la, fa la la, la la LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

But who was Don, anyways?

[Evergreen Emerald]

25. you guys are funny

[Arugula Latte]

27. "A Bronski Beat Christmas" -- play it over and over

If there were such a CD, that is.

[lady raven]

28. Invite Harvey Fierstein over for dinner?

[SOteric]

29. Sing Christmas Carols in an Elmer Fudd voice...

"It came UPPawn a midnight Queer..."

[KamaAina]

30. They should never give a license...

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!

[Wapsie B]

31. Show tunes!

;-)

[KamaAina]

32. Say, what were those three Wise Men doing, anyway,

during that long, lonely journey?

"Brokeback Bethlehem", anyone?

[freestyle]

33. Play Johnny Mathis, exclusively.

[bertha katzenengel]

34. Come out of the closet. How else?

;)