The Incredible world of Navel Fluff

[Maine Mary]

I've been collecting navel fluff (just my own) since 1984, and upon learning of this, people usually ask "Why?". To this I answer "Why not?". In my mind, the worth of any collection depends on the following factors (in which my collection rates well):

*Uniqueness - millions of people collect stamps and coins, but as far as I know nobody else collects navel fluff. That makes my collection unique!
*Rarity - the navel fluff of Graham Barker is produced in very limited quantities by only one person and is not easily obtainable by others (not that anyone would want to).
*Completeness of collection - I've been collecting my navel fluff consistently for around 20 years and have seldom missed a day's harvest. This makes my collection almost complete, a bit like having the full set of a country's currency.
*Good condition of items - like uncirculated banknotes or stamps, my navel fluff is in mint condition. When harvested, I remove any body hair from the fluff then store it immediately in a jar, where it remains uncontaminated.


Navels that stick out - outties - rarely collect lint. My research indicates that abdominal hairiness is the factor contributing most to lint generation, with depth of the navel coming second, so the hairier the stomach and the deeper the navel, the more lint is accumulated. Perhaps this is why navel fluff is most commonly found in amply proportioned males.

more :-) http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html And some cool pics too! :crazy:

[Robeson]

1. Oooo - Kayyyyyy......

...:yoiks:

[Maine Mary]

2. I'm glad you enjoyed it

Tee Hee (I WAS joking I hope you know) :-)

But seriously, I also think it's a huge hoax. How could anyone rack up that much fluff? And in so many colors too! :wtf:

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. My sister married a guy who collects his.

We discussed it over his birthday dinner tonight. He refused to produce evidence of its existence. My sister vouches for the presence of the collection. I want to think doing such a thing is gross. But, I honestly think it is fucking cool that he has saved it.

[billyskank]

5. He could stuff a pillow with it

:)

[Moosepoop]

4. My brother-in-law did that.

He used to keep it all in a baby-food jar and add to it. It was hilarious!