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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:13 AM
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My loving tribute to people who piss me off
Fuck you and die, die
Today, useless shitiot
Or better, sooner
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:16 AM
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1. ummm
Everybody sucks
Yes, I'm talking about you
You suck. Suck. Suck. Suck.

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:24 AM
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2. Awww.
You DO love me.

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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:28 AM
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3. gee, you make me feel like a true humanitarian cause i say...
"eat shit and live, nut-ball!!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:30 PM
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8. Oh!
Yes!! :thumbsup: :rofl:
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:45 AM
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4. That's Ms. Shitiot.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:27 PM
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5. Sorry, ma'am.
<hangs head in shame, scuffles shoes on floor, embarrassed>
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:28 PM
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6. bite me
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:32 PM
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10. Okay, but you're paying for the hotel.
I'll bring the leather.

:D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:35 PM
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14. nothing but the best for you
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:23 PM
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25. Wow! I'm so honored! And breakfast at Denny's?
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:32 PM
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28. just because it's you....




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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:34 PM
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29. WOO HOO!!!
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

Can I have all the boysenberry sauce I want?! Can I?! HUH?! PLEASE?!?!?!?!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:35 PM
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30. we can bring that back to the hotel room
;)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:38 PM
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32. *urk*
:wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow::wow:



:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:42 PM
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36. so we can have it for lunch on some toast
what on earth were you thinking? :spank:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:43 PM
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38. Um, nothing. Why?
Of course I was thinking toast. Is there anything else that could be thought?
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:46 PM
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39. You rule.
:loveya:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:29 PM
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7. Wow! What a loving and gentle post!
:rofl:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:32 PM
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9. You should put that to music.
Obviously, this should be a screaming metal piece.

:headbang:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:33 PM
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11. I'm thinking Dan Fogelberg or that margarita guy
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:33 PM
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12. Recommended!
:thumbsup:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:35 PM
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13. Marry me?
:) Please?
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:36 PM
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15. Worst. Haiku. Ever.
:toast:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:37 PM
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16. LMAO!
Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 12:37 PM by Misunderestimator
:spray:

I hadn't even noticed....
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:40 PM
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17. right. there's not even any nature in it.
And HE of all people should know, you HAVE to use nature in a haiku.


Of course, he never said it was a haiku.... :hmm:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:25 PM
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27. Thanks!
Right up there with:

Doctor O'Dwyer,
Time to have your head smashed in,
with my new hammer.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:41 PM
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18. now THIS is a Christmas card i can support!
:bounce:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:42 PM
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19. Error: You've already recommended that thread.
:shrug:
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:45 PM
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20. "Shitiot" pronounced Shee-show?
It's French, oui?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:24 PM
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26. Non.
Eet eez pronounc-ed "sheet-ee-ot".
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:45 PM
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21. how sweet
i love you tooooo!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:22 PM
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24. Hey, LeftPeopleFinishFirst! Long time no see!
Good to see you back.

I hope life is treating you well!
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:48 PM
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22. I only have one comment for you



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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 12:53 PM
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23. Well, aren't you precious!
Why be critical?
Life is too short for anger.
Just try to relax.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:36 PM
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31. sniffle
Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 01:42 PM by MrsGrumpy
Rabrrrrrr has become mean
Much sadness creeps into us
Where did we go wrong...


:cry:

edited for missing r's
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:40 PM
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33. But you don't piss me off
So you are immune to the haiku of death!

MrsGrumpy's day
Brightened by ferns and sunshine
May you be so blessed
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:41 PM
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34. Awww...truth be told...
I went back and wrote
notes in all my cards today
'cause Rabrrrrrr is right...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:42 PM
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37. LOL!
I hope I didn't make you feel bad, but I am glad that you wrote notes in your cards.

Good for you!!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:41 PM
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35. thank you for expressing the day I am having
wow, feeling the love
the way you express yourself
is so warm and fuzzy
NOT
:rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 01:51 PM
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40. I'll join you in paying tribute
and they know who they are.

I would bet their fingers are mighty sore Alert

:rofl:


How disappointing since our little talks. x(
Some folks never learn.






"Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind."
~Buddha~
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:24 PM
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41. Triviute
Rabrrrrrr has a rant
Rabrrrrrr with all seven Rs
Progmom says "Bite me."
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 02:27 PM
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42. here i am!
:grouphug:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 03:26 PM
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43. Excuse me, but you have opened my window of joy.
:loveya:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 03:27 PM
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44. ....
:hug:

:loveya:
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