Whatever you do, don't tell the freepers that secret Plan DOC-11232...

[tjwash]

...AKA the Democratic Underground destruction of all things Christmas is working to perfection. Our special field agents have Walmart, Target, and Sears on Board, and I have it under good authority that it's only a matter of time before Nordstrom and JC Penney join us.

Phase one has been completed right on schedule. All the banners in the participating retail locations have been changed from "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays", as well as all greeting cards, television commercials, and radio advertisements. People have become desensitized to the mention of the word "Christmas" which is following the schedule to perfection. It's time to move on to phase two.

Now in order to get phase two operating on time, it is imperative that our special agents in all the churches across the nation, know the exact time when to shift the paradigm from "christmas" to "holiday". We already have our agents in place in the Catholic, Lutheran, and Methodist locations, however we have lost communication to the Southern Baptist locations. Agent 32, 45, and 86. If you are out there, please report in.

Once phase two is complete, we should be able to start the complete eradication of Christianity ion the United States, and get our Atheist factions in order for our final power grab. More on phase three after the complete implementation of phase two.

Once again, it's imperative that absolutely no one at free republic know about this. This could cause phase one to collapse.