BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

[King Coal]

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had
almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call
FEMA but there was no answer.

[ReaderSushi]

1. heh.

A flood huh? Will prolly be the bathroom getting clogged from all his sh*t.

[billybob537]

2. "Hello Fema"

"no sir we don't do floods anymore".

[Xenotime]

3. I hope Cindy wasn't there...

I would hate to see something happen to her.

[commander bunnypants]

4. I got an old coloring book he can have

but not the crayons. He might hurt himself

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Reminds me of an old Dave Barry line

in one of his "year in review" columns, to wit:

One day after it opens, the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library is tragically destroyed when a visitor spills a Diet Coke on it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. ...

:rofl: I never heard that one. :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I'm surprised he had that many.

Coloring or otherwise.