Which is your favorite imported bear? - Democratic Underground

ForrestGump

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:04 AM
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Which is your favorite imported bear?

Asiatic Black Bear

Sloth Bear

Spectacled Bear

Sun Bear

Giant Panda

Paddington

Winnie

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Heidi

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:09 AM
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1. I can't believe you forgot

"waschbar"! :P

When it's called "racoon," it's domestic. But when it's called waschbar, it's definitely a fine, imported German bear.

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ForrestGump

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:12 AM
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3. Oh no! Rocky got possessed! Call an exorcist!

:scared:

Das ist ein pizzedoffen waschbar!!

Vee gates? :hi: :loveya:

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Robeson

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:09 AM
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2. Panda's are cute!.....

Edited on Mon Dec-12-05 05:11 AM by Robeson

...I want one. Especially before the hunters in New Jersey decide they want to kill them all... :-)

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ForrestGump

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:13 AM
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4. The Jersey pandas?

A rare and largely unknown species, I'm afraid. :-(

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Robeson

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:19 AM
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5. Uh, it was a play on the fact that some in New Jersey like to see....

...bullets shatter the flesh of bears. It has something to do with the recent bear "hunt" in New Jersey....A satire type thing....

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ForrestGump

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:44 AM
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7. Ah! I didn't know about the ursinicidal tendencies of New Jerseynese

It's payback time!

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Robeson

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Mon Dec-12-05 06:08 AM
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9. Unfortunately, I didn't know about them either, until thousands of them...

...signed up to slaughter other mammals. In this case, black bears.

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tjwmason

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:24 AM
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6. A tie - Winnie and Paddington.

With the proviso that Winnie is the real Winnie - not the horrid Disney version, he doesn't have a pathetic red jumper (congrats for getting a proper picture) or an American accent.

But then neither of those are imported as I'm in England.

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ForrestGump

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:45 AM
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8. Mais oui...only the original Pooh, the firstest and the bestest

Accept no imitations!

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