did anyone else do a double take when they saw 'PORN' on the latest page?

[sundog]

i was like :o

[swag]

1. My tiny mind merges fleshbot with DU all the time.

So it was no jolt.

[khashka]

2. I did at first think

"Score one for the ladies!" but then I realized it was just another crass commercialization of sexuality.

You can imagine my disappointment.

Khash.

[Fenris]

3. I had a spontaneous orgasm.

Neon gets me hot.

[sundog]

10. well, at fist i thought

nevermind

you already knew that :tinfoilhat:

[Fenris]

12. Yes, unfortunately.

If at fist you don't succeed, try try again.

:tinfoilhat:

[stlsaxman]

74. is that like "Fist come- Fist served"?

oh boy i'm gonna get deleted again....

:hide:

[undeterred]

63. at first I thought you said at fist

but then I realized you probably said "at Frist" :evilgrin:

[progmom]

4. there's porn on the latest page?

:shrug:

[sundog]

11. no

next

[undeterred]

5. I just figured we needed the money

so the men of DU were going to start posing naked.

[khashka]

21. Now that's an ad I would click on.

Maybe we should do a calendar: the naked men of DU.

Sounds like a money maker to me :)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

Naked calendars are sooooooo passe now Khash.

Even my local village is doing one - and Portsmouth Cathedral Choir has done a couple of top-less ones. Although these are all with strategically pleaced objects - if you're talking about a full-on hard-core male-porn calendar that's a new one. :)

Given some of the men round here - more than a money-maker, we could all retire right now and buy ourselves a Carribean island.

[khashka]

31. Of course I'm talking full-on hard-core male porn!

You know me well enough to know that, TJ! So are you volunteering to be a "calendar boy"? (I do hope so.)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

34. Depends on the pose

and who else is in my month. :evilgrin:

And only if you're doing it too - it just wouldn't be the same without you. :loveya:

[khashka]

35. I'll be in your month, my lad

Wouldn't do it any other way....

:loveya:

Khash.

[tjwmason]

41. Can we have some others with us?

I've got quite a list ready. :D :hug:

[khashka]

44. Well give me your list and we'll see

you little slut :)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

46. As some day it may happen that a victim must be found

I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
Of society offender who might well be under ground,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.

Oh - not that list you say....check your inbox in a few moments - I do have some delicacy.

[undeterred]

47. I read mouth instead of month the first time

what is my problem?

[sundog]

51. so did i

:o

[khashka]

53. Have you considered

changing your name from sundog to horndog?

Khash.

[Jamastiene]

55. I saw it as mouth two times before I read your post

then realized that I must be very dirty minded.

[khashka]

68. Well, I certainly wouldn't object to that.....

Khash.

[Jamastiene]

69. LOL.

I love you, Khash. Let's keep planning this calendar thing. Who knows? Maybe Skinner will decide to let us get by with something. I'd love it. I certainly need a calendar. Let's no forget day planners as well. I definitely need a new one of those too.

[tjwmason]

57. LOL

I've got some very naughty responses to that - but they'd all get the thread locked.

[I Have A Dream]

71. Me too! I reread it several times and kept reading the same thing!

:rofl:

[khashka]

80. Well, I guess I have established a reputation around here

for being a slut. I'll take what I can get. But you people sure do have dirty minds!

Still if I'm gonna be accused, I might as well be guilty : TJ I will be in your mouth.


Happy now?

Khash.(sheesh you guys are filthy minded!)

[Jamastiene]

45. Make that two calendars.

Let's not forget that we have the best looking women on the net right here on DU too. :D

[tjwmason]

59. Equal opportunities - too damn right two calendars.

Or perhaps a double sided calendar - men pic one side, women pic the other.

[Jamastiene]

66. I second that idea.

That way we include bisexual people too and save on overhead printing costs. We should be the administrators and production designers, shouldn't we?

[tjwmason]

73. Sounds like the best business proposition I've come across.

:D

[mongo]

48. I'd volunteer

but then nobody would buy the calendar...

[khashka]

61. You are a nasty, nasty man!

How dare you darken the hallowed halls of DU with your filth?

Actually I like the website, and as a pornographer myself I like seeing other people being free and open about sex. As for the calendar, you look damn good in the old fashioned suit on the main page. Up for a little Victorian smut in a good cause?

Khash.

[mongo]

64. LOL!

I have no problems with (appropriate) public nudity, but I'd do better on a freaks of medical science calendar. I guess if you're into scars I'm kinda hot...

[Call Me Wesley]

6. I was like:

THERE'S THE WINDOW OF JOY!!11!!! HAPPY, HAPPY!!11!!

[sundog]

7. thanks wesley

i needed that :)

[Call Me Wesley]

14. Heh!

[sundog]

16. wheeee

:bounce:

[Jamastiene]

50. LOL

I had some high hopes there too. :evilgrin:

[terrya]

8. I have some disturbing news about that, sundog.

I hate to say it, but...

Skinner is actually...the Larry Flynt of Democratic Progressive Message Board adminstrators.

Yep...he has a "secret agenda".

Don't ask me how I know...I know. It's very...disturbing and sad. It shook me up to find out. Talk about your discovering your idols have feet of clay.

I'm going now and crying myself to sleep. It's so, so sad to know this. :cry:

[sundog]

9. that's a bad thing?

:party:

[terrya]

13. It's just so...unexpected.

Of course, I'll ultimately accept it. :-)

[mongo]

54. Please tell me you're being sarcastic

right? If not, what exactly is his "secret agenda"?

[Err]

15. It made me come...

...

and do a double-take.

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

17. Shouldn't you be depressed instead of, ermm, this?

Bad joke, bad joke! :spank: I'm sorry!

[Err]

18. ...

That's the only statement I've made all-day that has made me laugh. :(

[sundog]

19. Err, stay in this thread

it's much more happy :D

nothing cheers a guy up more than du porn :thumbsup:

[Err]

24. Amen to that.

:)

[sundog]

27. yeah Err...

school?

fugget it!

booze cigarettes & porn!

:evilgrin:

:P

seriously... you'll get through this man :)

[Err]

29. Booze and porn are helping me...

I'm not a smoker.

Thanks sundog. I hope I get through this okay.

[Call Me Wesley]

20. It made me laugh too.

So, there's at least two.

Sorry for my stupid joke. No worries! :hi:

[Err]

23. Eh.

Don't worry about it. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

30. I won't worry.

You'll march right through it.

[ghostsofgiants]

22. I have the ad supplier for DU Adblocked, so I can't see it...

Someone fill me in.

[sundog]

25. here

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Haha, bitchin'

[Call Me Wesley]

28. There:

[sundog]

33. he already knows

i guess *looking* before you posted it AGAIN would require too much energy :eyes:

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

37. Ack!

I just saw it. I'm way too slow.

BTW, you know that you're using my bandwidth with posting the pic? :rofl:

[sundog]

38. i'm not using your bandwith dear wesley, i'm STEALING it

:thumbsup:

[Call Me Wesley]

43. LOL!

I have lots of bandwidth!

<-- I borrowed this from southlandshari.

[sundog]

49. big fucking deal... i have shari's picture & her bandwith!

ha!

[Call Me Wesley]

52. Bah!

You don't have the one of her whipping Santa!



Only *I* can see it!

[sundog]

56. and still she refuses to tell me what she's doing with the popcorn machine

:wtf:

[Call Me Wesley]

58. It's for the

reward! Yes, that's what it is for.

:popcorn:

[southlandshari]

78. That's not really me.

I played along with it the other day because we had had such a good little exchange going, but I'm telling you, that outfit is way too conservative for me. And I'm from the South, lest you forget - I would be horribly uncomfortable in that many clothes, even right around Christmas.

Sundog has the image right - that's my usual spanking outfit. And I have that same little number in red and green, btw.

;)

[Call Me Wesley]

81. I know, I know,

but I was forbidden to post the real pictures. Perhaps the one back shot? :P

[southlandshari]

82. Ok, but just that one...

And definitely not the side shot. No exposed nipples allowed, you know!

:hide:

[southlandshari]

76. You could have so much more than that, darlin'...

If you were only so, er, inclined....

:P

[sundog]

77. ha!

gotcha ya little minx!

:rofl:

now my day is complete

that is all ladies & gentlemen, elvis has left the building

mwah

:P

[southlandshari]

79. You got me?

Well, damn, baby - I could have told you THAT months ago!

:D

[Jamastiene]

60. I think this is what everyone it talking about.

What a tease it is:
http://images.blogads.com/tljoofsefnpdsbujdvoefshspvoedpn/democraticundergroundselectpagespremium/3288344/thumb?rev=rev_1

[bigwillq]

32. Sadly, I didn't notice that until now.

I guess maybe if they had a man posing...... :evilgrin:

[sundog]

36. you're so shallow bigwillq

i didn't really look at it till an hour ago either :P

we need a neon manly man on there

[bigwillq]

39. Yeah, equal rights!

If they have a woman up there, why can't we get a man too!? :shrug:

[sundog]

40. who should we model it after?

blake harper? :7

[bigwillq]

42. LOL!

Ken Ryker? :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

65. An unlikely supporter

I'm a lesbian feminist who supports your cause. Let's have both men and women neon silhouettes up there.

[bigwillq]

70. NICE!

Thanks for the support! :yourock:

[sundog]

72. why thank you, thank you very much

:7

[mongo]

62. The internet is for porn

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!

[Jamastiene]

67. Don't forget to put this one on the greatest page.

Nominated.

[Maestro]

75. I wash shocked!

Just like when I was shocked here: ;)