My dentist has joined the War on Christmas

[FuzzySlippers]

So I get a postcard from my dentist reminding me about my appointment. And the postcard reads not "Merry Christmas" but "Happy Holidays". Boy, am I steamed! :mad: Damned secular humanist dentist! :grr: Do you think I should ditch the guy and get a proper Christian dentist? I mean, I don't want a possible agnostic (or even atheist :scared: ) poking around in my mouth with sharp objects, do I?

[Jade Fox]

1. That bastid!

God knows what that heathen quack will do with a drill in his hand and no Jesus
to guide him.

Run for you life!

[FuzzySlippers]

That's exactly what I was worried about!

:scared:

[sundog]

2. et tu fuzzy?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4428360

:grouphug:

[FuzzySlippers]

4. Did I eat what?

:shrug:

[merh]

3. OMG

a non-christian with a drill - run, don't walk, to another dentist.

And if you find a good christian dentist, consider asking him/her to give you a cap with the fish emblem on it for your front teeth. I hear it is all the rage now and available in gold or silver. :crazy: :silly:

:hi:


:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

5. That fish emblem cap is an excellent suggestion! Thanks!

:hi:

:hug:

[merh]

6. I have one.

Not on my teeth, good christian dentists with an eye for fashion are hard to come by.

I have one on my new, formerly used in relatively decent condition, vehicle that I bought to replace my former vehicle that was awash thanks to Katrina.

It has the fish on the back and I have added to the rear bumper my DU bumper sticker, a bumper sticker that reads "BUSH, Thanks for Not Paying Attention" and a "We will rebuild" bumper sticker.

I believe that I can be christian and liberal at the same time, I know it is kooky, but I think Jesus' auto would be similarly decorated. O8)

[FuzzySlippers]

7. Absolutely!

Now WCWJD?

[merh]

8. He would drive whatever he could afford.

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

11. Sandals.

;)

[China_cat]

9. With a good christian dentist you'll have no pain ever.

Except in your knees, praying with him for the pain in your mouth to go away.

[FuzzySlippers]

12. Is that why I've been having pain?

'Cuz the fucker's not a Christian?:mad:

[tjdee]

10. My God!! Why does he hate America?

He's probably a terrorist.

Maybe you should report him, with his "happy holidays". :scared:

[FuzzySlippers]

13. I think I will report him.

He could be planning to blow up my mouth!:nuke:

[tjdee]

14. You never know, with these heathen dentists.

Maybe there's a time bomb in your mouth right now--you better not wish him a Merry Christmas!

[Arugula Latte]

15. The only solution: Next time he sticks his fingers in your mouth --

Bite 'Em Off!!! :grr:

[Left Is Write]

16. LOL!

Wow, do I need to read more carefully. At first, I read "agnostic" as "antagonistic"!

[Wapsie B]

17. Try mine.

He's a * lovin repug. He's a great American. :puke: