Ordered to give up pet kinkajou in CA, Paris Hilton buys it a Vegas house

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Paris Hilton has been ordered to give up her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, because it’s illegal to keep kinkajous as pets in California. What is she going to do?

A. Hide him inside Tinkerbell.
B. Throw him to the llamas.
C. Mittens.
D. Buy a pad in Las Vegas for the creature.
E. Buy a plot in Hollywood Cemetery for the creature.

What deep dark secret from Jennifer Aniston’s days on Friends does In Touch reveal?

A. She sided with Ross in the whole “on a break” debate.
B. During the first season she thought her character was Ross’s sister, and that the show was really controversial and pioneering.
C. Her signature haircut, “the Rachel,” was cribbed from Cameron Diaz.
D. Her signature persona, “the Spoiled Slut,” was cribbed from Cameron Diaz.
E. She promised Matt Leblanc that if he someday starred in a Friends spin-off, she would make a guest appearance on it.

According to Us Weekly, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went out for a “big night” in Los Angeles. What did they get up to?

A. They crashed a party at Brooke Shields’s house and condemned her for exposing children to breast milk.
B. They had dinner at the Ivy and were overheard referring to Dakota Fanning as “Xenu.”
C. Holmes was seen sobbing in her Lexus; Cruise was spotted enjoying frozen Cosmos at Rage.
D. They went to the Scientology Celebrity Centre and enjoyed Christmas Stories XIII.
E. They fought bitterly outside the Wiltern Theatre; an exasperated Holmes inserted Cruise into her purse.

The National Enquirer reports that Brad Pitt recently sent mean-spirited e-mails to Jennifer Aniston. What were some of the pertinent details in them?

A. He claimed that Vince Vaughn and Vincent D’Onofrio were the same person.
B. He claimed that Vince Vaughn was overweight and should be named “Harry Pothead.”
C. “If starring in Derailed is your idea of a cry for help, I’m not taking the bait.”
D. He asked if she posed topless on the cover of GQ so “something would hold down newsstands in the event of a hurricane.”
E. “Jen = :( Brad = :) lmfao!”