I'm declaring Pre-emptive war on St. Patrick's day

[AlCzervik]

i'm going to need help, where i can i buy snakes in bulk?

[The Whiskey Priest]

1. Now ya gone over the line

Dont be fussing about with me holiday.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. You're going to have a whole LOT of Irish coming after

you. And they are NOT going to be happy!

[AlCzervik]

7. since i'm Irish i'll be kicking my own ass but i think it's worth it

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Hang mistletoe around an oak tree, too

That is a sacred symbol of the Druids. You know that Patrick supposedly threw Druid books in the water and they sank. He said that meant they weren't holy; the Druids said it meant their texts were more weighty with sacred meaning.

[Dr. Death]

4. They're always after me Irish holidays..

and me Lucky Charms, of course.

[wryter2000]

5. Oh man...

I wanted St. Patrick's Day. I guess that means I'm stuck with Ash Wednesday.

[AlCzervik]

8. oh Christ i forgot about that one!

[giant_robot]

6. Ye can have me pint o'Guinness...

...when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands! :beer:

[RB TexLa]

9. And my Old Bushmills will have to be pryed out of my dead hands as well

:toast:

[JHB]

10. That's a foin thing, me boyo...

I'll see ya then, when ya tell us who the war's against.

:beer:

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. I just can't get a break!

I'm an unchurched Christian, a Liberal and a Democrat, left-handed, and Irish!

[longship]

12. Celebrate St. Urho's Day instead.

Forget that wimp St. Patrick.

St. Urho drove the grasshoppers out of Finland one whole day before St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. That not only means that St. Urho was better than St. Patrick, it means that you no longer have to drink green beer. Instead, you get to drink grasshoppers and eat fish soup.

Read all about it here.

Illonen St. Urho's Paivaa!!!

Ooksie Kooksie coolama vee
Santia Urho is to pay for me!
He sase out ta hoppers as pig as birds
Neffer peefor haff I hurd dose words!
He reely told dose pugs of kreen
Braffest Finn I effer seen
Some celebrate for St. Pat unt hiss nakes
Putt Urho payka got what it takes
He got tall and trong from feelia sour
Unt ate culla mokakka effery hour
Tat's why dat guy could sase dose peetles
What crew as thick as chack bine needles
So let's give a cheer in hower pest vay
On the sixteenth of March, St. Urho's Tay

[RagingInMiami]

13. Yes, I hate the way everybody wears green that day

In Ireland, they don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day. And don't even get me started on the green beer they drink in this country.

[uppityperson]

14. I'll celebrate the Irish, but not imposing Christianity on other religions

Happy Irish Day!

[sam sarrha]

15. all Christian celebrations would be as popular with free beer and a joint