**----Greatest Gift EVER---** (no not the eggstractor)

[underpants]

http://www.eggandmuffintoaster.com/eggandmuffin.html

It's an Egg McMuffin maker!!!

THE single greatest food product ever invented.





It's a pretty machine and is actually well thought out. The eggs are steamed, so it makes a very nice, consistent poached egg. All will finish at the same time, so it's all nice and warm. Perfect for the McMuffin. The price tag is not bad - $49.99

http://www.blogaholics.ca/archives/2005/07/egg_mcmuffin_ma.html

[matcom]

1. LMAO!! Mrs Matcom was making fun of this last weekend!

:rofl:

got a catalog with this in it. she said, "WTF?"

how fucking LAZY does one have to be? :rofl:

really. we had a good chuckle over it

[underpants]

2. I LOVES me some Egg McMuffins

I saw this on TV and my wife and I were laughing about it too.

[commander bunnypants]

3. make sure them muffins are toasted

and not rubbery like the carytown mcdonalds

CB

[underpants]

9. The food may suck

but they ARE quick

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. this one is my favorite

I like to dip my nuts in molten chocolate!

[underpants]

6. Thank you for sharing

:scared:

[kick-ass-bob]

10. that's uh, nice.

:yoiks:

[seemunkee]

5. Don't you go dissin the eggstactor

My wife got one as a gift last year for her birthday, and the person who gave it to her kept the slicer that came with it. They told her they really liked the slicer and it was too nice to give away.
We stole it from their house, they have stolen it back, etc. We've got the kids in on it too.

[underpants]

8. Ha!-that's funny

I gae the egstractor out last year as bonus gifts. My brother commented that it came with the only NON deluxe egg slicer he had ever seen...they ALL are DELUXE models.

[pdx_prog]

7. I thought THIS was the worlds greatest gift....

The original Popeil Pocket Fisherman....

[CarpeDiebold]

11. All i want for christmasssss

is this:



:silly: :dunce: :hide:

[underpants]

12. Ooh I like that

got a link?

[DS1]

13. Ah, the defective thinking of a flawed genius. Any desinger worth

his pay would make this a carousel, a ring of 6 egg McMuffin makers which sits in the middle of the breakfast table, so everyone can enjoy their egg McMuffins at the same time, together, like a REAL family. Not like you atheist, liberal, Christmas-hating motherfuckers who cook them one at a time, and break the bonds of family which hold this country together. The lessons we learned on 9/11 is that the people we are fighting out there so we don't have to fight them here hate us for our singular McMuffin makers.

The terrorists have won.

[underpants]

14. Now that you mention it

if this thing has a timer on it you could set up something like the beginning sequence in "Brazil" where in he wakes up and his whole routine is automated for him.

[southlandshari]

15. Oh dear.

:spray:


That is the funniest post I've read in a long, long time.

:rofl:


Maybe even as far back as yesterday.

;)