I have my fly open. There's a delightful breeze.
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I have my fly open. There's a delightful breeze.
Well it quivers in my backbone Ooh, the shakes in the kneebone Ooh, shakin' in the thighbone Shakin' all over
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:40 AM
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2. I have my mouth open. There's a delightful...
...fly. What? WHAT?!? Geez, you people. Minds in the gutter, every last one of you. I swear.
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:02 AM
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11. There was a young woman / who swallowed a
....but that's another story. :evilgrin:
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:46 AM
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3. Camping can be like that, Forrest.
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:05 AM
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13. You're right...I'm erecting a tent
:o All the fun's under the big top, baby.
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:06 AM
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Edited on Thu Dec-08-05 04:06 AM by Heidi
:spray: :rofl: :blush:
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:47 AM
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4. Blessed Be the Flies that Blind
(Rev... what number is that?) :shrug: Hi yer, DA. :hi:
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:51 AM
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You're thinking of either: Blest be the cheese that binds, or Blest be the ties that bind, or occasionally chafe (the official slogan of the KOEB).
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:53 AM
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:shrug: Suddenly, I feel so underinformed and pathetic...
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:56 AM
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The Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade. We gather every night and blog the show. We even have our own group, right here. You DO know who Keith is, don't you?
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:00 AM
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I don't get MSGOP, but he used to be a sports dude, don'cha know. And he gets quoted in GD enough. :banghead: for missing reference.
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:02 AM
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10. He still is a sports dude.
He's co-hosting with Dan Patrick on ESPN radio, M-F. Keith is the quintessential snarkmeister.
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14. Ah... dinna know that
I only listen to ESPN Radio during the baseball playoffs, since I can't stand to listen to Faux. :grr:
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:10 AM
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17. You are wise, o enlightened one.
I have not heard the radio show myself, but i understand it's quite the SportsCenter reunion, with twice the snark.
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:13 AM
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18. I was never a fan of SportsCenter
And I can't stand sports-talk radio. Gawd, whatta utter waste of airwaves! :grr:
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:04 AM
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What be? You've been getting some good zingers in these days, I see. BTW... you are sooo HOT! :7
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You ain't sho bad yershelf, shweethaht. :loveya:
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:23 AM
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19. Actually, it's Johnny Cash
I keep the ends out for the flies that bind Because you're slime I shut the blind
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Thu Dec-08-05 03:58 AM
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WARNING Land Sharks
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Thu Dec-08-05 04:24 AM
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:o Oh...phew...nurse shakrk. :-)
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21. Oops ~ I'm not touchin' that ...
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22. I'LL touch it! Can I? Oohhh, can I touch it?
Can I? Can I touch it? Huh, can I? C'mon, lemme touch it! Pleeeease?
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ya gotta ask him ...
it is his fly ...
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