Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey (chimpy)

[ashling]

what expressions do you use for f-f-f-f-f-r-r-r-eeeeeeeeeeeeezing outside?

[Texasgal]

1. Colder than

Witches TITTY!!! :P

[Ptah]

2. colder than a summer day in San Francisco.

Or
colder than January in Montana

Or
colder than my ex's heart

[Xithras]

3. It's colder than a tit in a brass bra.

My grandpa used to use that one. He also used: It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table. And: It's colder than a ditch diggers ass.

It's really kind of funny that he even used those expressions though...we lived in California, where a cold day meant upper 30's :shrug:

[oneighty]

4. Freeze

the balls off a brass monkey is said to be an old sailing ship Navy expression-wherein the iron cannon balls are stored on a 'brass monkey'. The freezing temperature causes the brass to contract faster than the iron cannon balls thereby causing said iron balls to fall off the 'brass monkey'.

Interesting huh?

sigh

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[ashling]

5. Th-th-thanks f-f-f-for the

b-b-b-backg-g-g-ground.

[oneighty]

6. You are cold?

In Texas?

I be expecting Polar bears to be swimming across Lake Erie any minute now.

Cold and no end in sight.

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[ashling]

8. 26 deg. is too damn cold for me

[HereSince1628]

7. It's already 14 degrees and the sun's not up. Ahhh, a heat wave!

This first cold snap of the winter has been a shocker.

[Saphire]

9. colder than a well diggers butt, colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.

[Jim__]

10. Dupe.