Hey, where southlandshari at tonight?

[KitchenWitch]

:hi:

I need a moonpie fix.

[RevCheesehead]

1. a sugar snark?

She was around earlier.... maybe she got lucky. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

2. I ate it

The Moon Pie, I mean.

Sorry. :-(

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. With an RC Cola

or a Dr Pepper?

[ForrestGump]

4. With an RC Pepper

A little spicy...

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Fence-sitter

You'll do well in politics.

[ForrestGump]

9. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow.

Who put the barbed wire on top of the fence?!

[merh]

5. who is southlandshari?

:shrug:





















:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

7. Bad merh!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[merh]

10. Well, who is she?

:shrug:


And where the hell is she? :freak:

[KitchenWitch]

11. I think she has been having computer problems.

[merh]

15. That's so sad.

She did post in my thread - that was nice of her. :hug:


I noticed however that KitchenWitch didn't post in my thread. x(

[RevCheesehead]

8. pardon me, Brunhilda....

but you seem to have acquired a little popcorn at the bottom of your post. :thumbsup:

[merh]

12. It's just popcorn

:evilgrin:

What I find so remarkable is how a little thing like a smiley can cause some folks such distress. :crazy: :shrug:

:hug: :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

14. I like these smileys:

:nopity: :hurts: :boring: :puffpiece: :eyes: x( :+ :wtf:

I don't use them at all, so I thought they should at least get out for some fresh air.

[merh]

16. my favorite in that group is

x(


It is nice of you to take them out for some air. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

17. I started a thread.

I think we all need to air them out occasionally. Otherwise, they get too stuffy.

[merh]

19. We can't have stuffy smileys.

:freak: No, no stuffy smileys. :silly:

[ForrestGump]

13. She is a noted wrestler hailing originally from the dun-colored hills of

southern Mongolia (hence 'southland'), whose record in intergender wrestling was eclipsed only by that of the probably-but-not-necessarily-late Andy Kaufman.

She is perhaps most famous for executing her finishing move, dubbed by an enthusiastic press "The Moon Pie"; this is a complex move that culminates with a powerful locking of the opponents head between her phenomenally strong thighs such that his vision is filled only with the sight of her equally powerful derriere (hence 'Moon'....the etymological significance of 'Pie' is lost to history, and perhaps just as well).

She is pondering coming out of retirement for at least one exhibitionist exhibition match against an opponent as yet unnamed.

Early rumors suggest that he may be this man, pictured here in the final minutes of one of his few losses:




Stay tuned.

[merh]

18. Oh my!

I had no idea. :freak:

I shall be watching for her return to the mud, I mean the ring. :popcorn:

[ForrestGump]

21. Or you could help me make the Jello

We need about five tons of it. :o

We'd better go to Coctco...

[merh]

24. Is there one flavor (color) that is better to use than the others?

If it were me, I would hate to tangle in lime jello. :scared:

[ForrestGump]

28. I tend to favor pineapple. leaves the skin lovely anf tingly, too, after

Though perhaps we should go for melted chocolate and marshmallow..you know, as homage to the Moon Pie. What do you...

Hello?

Are you even listening to me?

What are you looking at?

What is everyone looking at?

behind me?

Oh, no.

Oh, please,no.


She...no..she can''t be...

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

[southlandshari]

61. ROFL!

I missed that one last night!

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

62. Thank goodness

:D

And another narrow escape for the Scarlet PimperGump!

[bridgit]

20. she's very near-by...

[southlandshari]

22. Oh man! This should be good. Anyone seen her yet?

:popcorn:

[RevCheesehead]

23. OMG! You're using it!!!

PRAISE JESUS!!! SHE HAS SEEN THE LIGHT!!!! :woohoo:

[southlandshari]

26. Using what?

I don't know what you people are talking about.

I'm just a petty thief who broke into the RC Cola bottling plant in factory in Sylhet, Bangladesh, hoping to find some cash in the safe. No luck there, but I found this computer on in the janitorial office, and decided to kill some time. This southlandshari chick left her account logged on, so I thought I'd have some fun...

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

27. and you found her secret stash of popcorn!

Do you have any idea how valuable that stuff is???

[southlandshari]

32. Actually, the stuff tastes awful.

It's old and stale, and was stashed away in a locker, like she was trying to hide it or something.

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

31. Phew. It's just a criminal. For a moment there, I thought

I was in real trouble.

[southlandshari]

35. Actually, I lied. This is Selma Hayek posting. And you ARE in trouble.

You know my mother was Mexican and my father was Lebanese, right? I shall now curse you in Arabic, you, you, you....evil doer!


Inte h'mar.

Inte h'mar k'bir!!!

Inte hable, oo nos, oo ham'se, isi inte bidakesh ana zay habbibtek....


:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

36. But, habebe!!!!!!

Please. No. Not the velvet ropes again! :scared:

[southlandshari]

39. Tenga misericordia!

I switch to Spanish when I'm really frustrated...

Usted me debe a PM!!!

;)

[ForrestGump]

41. ¡El Pollo Loco! ¡Fernando Valenzuela!

¡Yo no soy marinaro!

¿Que PM? Yo no oko no PM!

[KitchenWitch]

43. Uno mas cerveza por favor.

Donde esta el bano.

[ForrestGump]

45. El bano es abajo el casa, lo siento

Y no mas cervexas para usted, senorita! Mas tequila...okay.

Mi español es muy lachuga.

[KitchenWitch]

25. SHARI!

:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

29. Who?

Thanks for the hugs, luv, but what I really need is for someone to call Scotland Yard!

This is Princess Di, and I'm not really dead. Charles staged the whole thing and has me locked in a suite of rooms in Windsor Palace, all so he could marry that horsey-faced Camilla Parker Bowles without the scandal of a divorce from me.

:eyes:

Can you help me?

[KitchenWitch]

30. I will get in touch with the proper authorities!

Don't worry, it will all work out!

[southlandshari]

33. Thanks, luv!

Once I get out of this fix, we'll get Charles dethroned and you and yours can come live here with me. We'll be in the tabloids every day AND be recognized by the UN for our fearless ass-kicking for peace and justice around the globe!

We'll be smart women in real short skirts!

:hug:
























Hmmmmm... I never spoke like that before. It was almost like someone else came over me for a minute there. Curious.

;)

[ForrestGump]

34. Lady Diana! Children at your breast!

Wonder how you managed to feed the rest?!



Moon Pies, I'm guessing.

[southlandshari]

37. Huh? John Kleeb here...

southlandshari is just the sockpuppet I use to express my feminine side.

;)


Someone tell CanuckAmok I'm still alive, ok? He seems rather worried...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4408886

[merh]

38. See, my post was right all along.

Who is southlandshari? :shrug:

[southlandshari]

44. Now there is a smart woman.

I'm thinking this southlandshari has been smoke and mirrors all along.

;)

[merh]

46. And I betcha she doesn't even eat moonpies.

:freak:


;-)

[KitchenWitch]

47. And fuhgedabout Elvis and RC Cola

[merh]

51. Why, I nevah!

That southerner accent of hers, it does seem extreme doesn't it. :crazy: :P

[southlandshari]

48. Bite your tongue, woman!

:spray:


:rofl:


;)

[merh]

52. okay

:loveya: more :hug:

[ForrestGump]

40. How many fingers are in that sockpuppet?

'cos I don't see how you could simulate those bumps on the front.

I don't believe you.

[southlandshari]

49. You tell me...

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

50. Bonk! (the sound of walking straight into that one)

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:


I don't know how many. I'd have to wiggle them.

[southlandshari]

54. Hey! No bonking in threads with my name in the subject line!

Please! And no wiggling either!




























I get in trouble for that kind of stuff.

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

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:P

[southlandshari]

64. Oh for heavens sakes!

It's too EARLY for me to pull this out, but you leave me no choice....




Cease and desist your bonking in my thread, or I'll have to spank Kitchenwitch!


:P

[elfrangel]

42. Has anyone found her yet?

If so, tell her that elfrangel is looking for her. I just got the message she is looking for me.....


TAG!!!! you're it southlandshari!

:hi:

[southlandshari]

58. In case you missed it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4408949&mesg_id=4408977

Tag!

You're it!

:hi:

[southlandshari]

53. Southlandshari got tombstoned last night.

:rofl:

Made you look!

:evilgrin:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

55. I'm glad I DID look!

I was about to firebomb DU headquarters for such a grievous injustice!! :-)

[southlandshari]

56. Awww....

:loveya:


:hi:!! Long time, no see, darlin'!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

57. I know, how have you been??

:loveya: You have been missed, my dear! :hug:

[southlandshari]

59. Good, but computer problems are limiting my time here...

:cry:

How are you? :hug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

60. I'm doing well!

Getting ready to move, doing some dating, and gearing up for Rome for Christmas! :-)