Lucy Van Pelt: Republican Icon

[Zomby Woof]

1. Runs a psychiatric care racket that would make fellow GOPer Dr. Phil blush with its audacious bullying style.

2. Wants real estate for xmas. What could be more Republican?

3. Claims xmas is a commercial racket run by an "Eastern Syndicate". Sounds like a diatribe against the World Bank or the UN. :tinfoilhat:

4. Musically ignorant.

5. One facial expression: crabby.


Your additions to this list are welcome. :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Went around to all the kids with a paper

saying, "Sign this, please. It absolves me from all blame."

:redbox: Fantasized about all the money Schroeder would make as a world-famous pianist when they were married.

:redbox: Coined the term "fussbudget," which was quite obviously the precursor to Reaganomics.

Edited to add: :redbox: "Boy, do I love that sound! Plink, plink, plink! Nickels, nickels, nickels!"

[KitchenWitch]

2. Tricks Charlie Brown into the place kicking the football routine.

[Elidor]

3. Flirts like hell, but never puts out

[ForrestGump]

4. I've got PICTURES of her. You know, certain PICTURES

Maybe I should send them to thesmokinggun.com.....

Though I don't know if I can do that to Snoopy.

[Lars39]

5. Cheats at football.

[Zomby Woof]

6. Sounds like the San Pedro High football team

(A SoCal reference that South Bay locals and fans of "Countdown" MAY get).

[Initech]

7. Charges insane prices for helping people