last time you got too drunk and puked

[mopaul]

for me it was way too recently, and after years and years of not doing so, i slipped up and had too much wine. last thing i remember is leaning over the trash can, (couldn't make it to the restroom) and saying, quote, 'you can't go wrong with wine'.

how bout you?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. 1968.

151 proof rum and cherry Kool-Aid. I deserved it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. ewww! Damn! what a rotten combo.

:puke:

[LynneSin]

2. Can't remember last time I puked, but I know last time I was too drunk...

...I was probably hanging out with other DUers, but even then that's been awhile. Last couple of DU gatherings I drank very moderately (hell one I didn't drink at all because I had just gotten out of the hospital early in the wee hours of the morning with what they thought was appendicitis)

[KitchenWitch]

3. 1984 - Garbage can party.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Prior to Sept. 25, 1989 (n.t)

[DanCa]

5. I can't drink cause of pill but sometimes the pill make me hurl

Does that count? :D Btw Mopaul your right abouts the lee oska harps much better than hohner, easier to blow.

[Redstone]

7. Never.

I drink, but have always known when to stop.

Hurling is so undignified.

Redstone

[LynzM]

19. Same here, dude.

Though not for dignity reasons, per se. I just hate puke/puking/anything related to puking more than just about anything else a body can do. Seeing or hearing people puke makes me wicked nauseated...

[Wapsie B]

34. Never puked with booze either.

I've been pie-eyed drunk but never hurled because of it.

[long_green]

8. If I mix too much wine with too much rich food...

and THEN decide to have a cigar, I'm in trouble. It's happened.

yes, I'm a DU'er who likes a cigar now and then.

[Gregorian]

25. Oh...my...god. Cigars. I had totally forgotten until just now.

I thought I'd die!

One night after smoking, and inhaling, a cigar, I spent an entire evening in some poor soul's front yard. Wailing and moaning something terrible. I am so surprised the cops never arrived.

That is the sickest thing that can happen to a human. Oh.

Gee, thanks for reminding me. :)

[fizzgig]

9. pbr, jaggermeister and cheap pizza

i puked all over myself and my friends newish cars...i'm amazed she doesn't hate me

[Omphaloskepsis]

16. I'm sending the permalink of this post to my sister..

That sums up my life story. That should save her some work when writing my obituary.

[sendero]

10. New Year's Eve...

... 1980. Yes, I learned my lesson. :)

[uppityperson]

14. New Yrs eve 12/31/1979

Jan 1, 1980 was a horrible terrible really bad day.

[SofaKingLiberal]

11. A few years ago.

I only puke from vodka, it also give me the worst hangovers. I've never had a problem with anything else.

[conflictgirl]

12. 1995, after too many screwdrivers at a bar in Dallas

Since then, I don't let myself drink that much anymore. I've gotten close, but I've gotten pretty good at learning what my threshold is, where if I have any more it will result in puking. I hate to puke, so I steer clear.

[Aristus]

13. The day they told me my brother-in-law was dying of cancer.

Wish I hadn't done that.

[Kali]

15. don't remember - it has been a while

but it was by no means a single event.

The most "memorable" (or not) was at a Fleetwood Mac concert in the late 70's - chugged a pint of 151 in the sun (weight around 120 then) and spent most of the concert in the first aid tent. They did NOT believe all I had done was alcohol.:puke: :puke: :puke:




:toast:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

17. 1978 or '79

The result was such a bad, long-lasting hangover that I've never over-indulged to that degree again. It has gone down in history as The Great White Wine Disaster. I literally could not stand the smell of alcoholic beverages for weeks afterward.

[LSK]

18. never

I just dont drink much. Alcohol tastes like crap to me.

[PassingFair]

20. If you're gonna spew, spew into this...

Words of wisdom, ala Wayne Campbell:



Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

[XemaSab]

21. I've never puked after drinking

But I've been REALLY hung over from whiskey and once I had wine and fried food and I had the runs for MONTHS. :(

[Kire]

22. 1996

my 21st birthday, I got clean and sober in 1997

[yvr girl]

23. beer + vodka + tequilla + whiskey + shooters + special brownies =

:puke:

It was last April, and it was the one and only time.

[Gregorian]

24. A totally WILD party, around 1979

Which can't be true. I drank a ton after that, for years. Anyways...

I was obviously way drunk, when my friend Brzzzzz Snoslthrab (yes, that's really his name. He changed his name to that.) came up to me and said hi, and then stuck his finger down my throat. Just like that.

But I'll tell you, it was like starting all over. Kind of like how royalty do it. Or so I've heard.

The rest is a long story.

[trackfan]

26. Probably never - last time I puked was May 1990,

and I HAD been drinking the night before, but not any more than on a usual big drinking night. I felt lousy the next day, and then ate some cold restaurant leftovers. After that, it just kept getting worse, then I puked in the afternoon. I think it was the food.

[LeftyMom]

27. I never have

When I drink to excess I get horny and a bit stupid, then I fall asleep. I've never drank until I :puke: and I don't think I could stay awake long enough, alcohol makes me sleepy.

[carpetbagger]

28. 1989. I had a shot contest with a 250 Lb alcoholic.

That wasn't one of my smarter ideas. Puked for 30 hours.

I might, might have had one or two after that, but I don't remember. Not a passed-out don't remember, but I can't remember when exactly the events happened, or if I threw up or just felt like doing so.

Oh, yeah, and just to prove my class, I barfed from the top bunk. Nice guy, that carpetbagger. I still feel kinda bad about that one.

[yurbud]

29. Probably 12 years ago at a halloween party. barfed in potted plant on

porch.

I went for a long stretch without drinking, then when I got to grad school did a lot for a couple of years.

Once I got real drunk, went to the girl's room next door, and barfed in HER toilet about ten times. I don't know why she didn't kick me out.

When I was in high school, I barfed down a flight of stairs then fell in it.

[yurbud]

30. my family didn't know I drank until my aunt's wedding...

I was 18, and got bored, so I drank a lot of red wine with the hippies at her wedding.

Someone thought it would be a good idea to have me walk the dog, and I woke up in a ditch not knowing where I was with the dog licking my face. I had to follow him back to the house.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. The first time I got drunk was on cheap wine. It's bringing back memories

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I feel better now ......

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Kali]

43. Boones Farm Apple Hill

me and my friend chugged a bottle EACH, then RAN a couple miles. (to intensify the buzz!) :puke: :puke: :puke:


didn't teach me much though

[Celeborn Skywalker]

61. Boones Farm

:scared:

I used to get drunk on that in high school and I would get the worst hangovers ever. I can't even stand the sight of it anymore. :puke:

[Throd]

32. Ummm, about three weeks ago...

The sad part is that I am WAY too old to be projecto-hurling two 40's of Olde English 800 into a planter bed. I know I am an alcoholic in denial, but I prefer to romanticize it as being an "old-skool-punk keepin' it real".

Fuck Reagan!

[alittlelark]

33. OOOOkay then...

[JVS]

52. 40's forever!

:puke:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

35. Belgian beers

drunk at Belgian temperatures by cold beer aficionados will trigger cult vomiting, especially the foam. I've led the chorus. It was awful.

[RumpusCat]

36. Almost exactly a year ago... office Christmas party

Now, I didn't do anything bad at the office party itself, thank god, but after the train ride home I was feeling pretty jostled and tossed my cookies outside the train station. It was So. Very. Classy. To be honest I think I would've been fine if I hadn't eaten the massive amount of rich food that I did at the (well-catered fancy-pants law firm) party, but I'm sure the champ didn't help either. :party:

This year I know better than to eat like 10 of those little bonbon cake thingies! I just have a hard time resisting free food--it's leftover from my immediate post-college years when I was so broke I couldn't feed myself anything decent. It's hard to get out of the scavenger mindset once it's entrenched!

[kick-ass-bob]

37. college. unless you count my 30th birthday

but that was a combination of drinking and an allergic reaction as well, which I didn't realize I had until the next day.
:scared:

[Shell Beau]

38. Long long ago!

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. 1997. We were playing Monopoly, and my husband's best friend

brought this wine over. I can't remember the name of it, but it was so good (tasted like grape juice) that I drank the whole bottle. I couldn't finish the game, so I went in to lay down in the living room and MrG (loving husband that he is) put in the Doors...the rest, well then there was the rest. :ih:

[jane_pippin]

40. September, and it was for a really stupid reason too:

I stopped to pick up dinner on the way home from work and thought--"hey, I worked all damn day--why not have a bloody mary while I wait for my food."

So I did, and then I went home to eat my sandwich which was also the only thing I'd eaten all day.

So far so good.

Here's where I made a wrong turn:
That night was also the same night as my first boxing class at the gym which I went to about an hour later and enjoyed a great deal. Problem is that drinking, eating very little, and then running around punching things for 90 minutes does not make for a happy stomach so as soon as I walked in the door to my house I had to run to the bathroom.

I can see into the future too: I predict the next time will be this weekend since it's birthday celebration weekend. So lookout.

[Loonman]

41. New Years 1999-2000

Haven't had champagne since.

[BobEPeru]

42. I get too drunk frequently enough

but I haven't puked in years. Honestly, I've functioned practically unconscious on my feet without puking. I don't know what it would take to get me to that point these days. I'm not proud of admitting this, by the way.

[HEyHEY]

44. I'm told a story is expected of me so here goes, this is no the last time

I was on a ski trip to Red Mountain with the SFU ski club. THe driver said he didn't care if we drank on the bus. So I did, only I didn't wanna have to piss all night so I decided I'd drink Vodka... straight....through a straw. An hour and a half into the trip the bus was spinning.
My buddy mike said, "Jer, you need a bag?"
I told him to get one and when he gave it to me I held it in front of my face but it wasn't open. SO I puked all over my chest. I didn't even know it.
I went to the restroom and some guy said, "YES! This guy knows how to party!" And pointed at my chest... covered in puke.
I woke up a few hours later with a number seven on my chest and my pants missing. Someone had changed my shirt. I didn't get laid that trip.

BUT because of that incident the rugby guys on the bus took a shine to me and when we went out drinking they kept chanting "Barf boy! barf boy!" When we had drinking challenges.

[JVS]

45. I was tailgating at the Illinois-PennState game and drinking Malt Liquor

My brother and I split a 40 on the walk and I drank another 40 a the car (we put it there with a cooler ahead of time). My friend Mark showed up with a 12 pack of Heineken and we were drinking and bbqing and having a lovely time except for dealing with some assholes from the Illini Observer (an unofficial paper made by conservatives). But the unexpected 12 pack meant that we had to drink more than we had planned on and it was a bit cold out so I decided to take a nap in the car. A while into my nap, I open the door and start blowing out a mixture of semi-degested kielbasa and beer. The coolest part was that some older lady at the tailgate next to us was freaked out by our hardy partying.

[HEyHEY]

46. DId you look up at her as you wiped your mouth and say, "Go Penn!"

[JVS]

47. Hell no. My brother went to PSU, I'm from motherfucking PITT

The lady was like: he needs water

Brother: No, he's fine, this kind of shit just happens sometimes

[BlueIris]

48. Gee, let me see. In college like a normal person. 19 was the last time.

Jesus. Get help?

[Skittles]

49. LONG time ago - I was in the Air Force

had to pull dorm duty in the morning with the most wicked headache - the sergeant directing me kept offering me chili dogs for lunch. He drove the lesson home to me: I never got that wasted again. :o

[GOPisEvil]

55. Is that before or after you shot off the MISSILE?!

;)

[Mutley]

50. New Years Eve 2003

Long story, but I was really trashed. Really really trashed.

[NoPasaran]

51. 1980s

I was celebrating that evil bastard Roy Cohn's arrival in Hell.

[sundog]

53. 1998

drank the larger percentage of a liter of jim beam

just to see what would happen

and i did

[Jack_Dawson]

54. RED Wine?

I can't drink the headache medicine.

[greblc]

56. 16years ago I drank a fifth of Tequiliaby myself and ate the worm.

I don't remember much after that but my friends say I threw up a lot and they called poison control. I've been told I did many outlandish things that evening before I fell over. It's hard to be embarassed when you don't remember a dam thing.

[bigwillq]

57. I haven't puked in awhile

Maybe a year or so. I do drink pretty regularly and do catch a nice buzz but haven't been that bombed (to the point of puking) in awhile.

[swag]

58. Good question. I'm sure I don't remember. But I'm sure it was great.

[In_The_Wind]

59. 1/7/03

[Celeborn Skywalker]

60. About four months ago

Of course, I'm still in college so it will probably happen again real soon.

[davsand]

62. Right after the elections in 02.

Straight scotch--a LOT of it. I was most convivial at the reception, and hubby was designated driver so there was no real public humiliation.

The REAL problems started a few hours later when I had MAJOR bed spins and knew I was gonna get sick. The bathroom is right next door to our daughter's bedroom and I didn't want to be blowing chunks in front of my kid--because I was drunk--so I went outside the house (thru the garage) to vomit.

It was around 4 am.

Here's a lovely image for you: Me throwing up everything I've eaten in the recent history, in the backyard, in November, wearing nothing except a t-shirt, while the neighbor's dog barked at me.

I was a real "vision of loveliness," let me tell ya!


Laura

[Zomby Woof]

63. 1991