I FUCKING HATE BATHROOM WHISTLERS!!!

[Taverner]

Call me crazy, but nothing annoys me more than being in the bathroom, minding my own business, and all of a sudden in comes "bathroom whistler." You know, he's whistling a stupid ass tune, complete with fucking trills and everything, where the sound of his inane chirping bounces off all the fucking walls like reverb.

The bathroom is a shrine - a place of meditation if you will. No one walks into Church or Temple whistling stupid shit. Jeez.

[Left Is Write]

1. I have never encountered such a person.

[Taverner]

3. Hmmmm perhaps Women have the sense not to do so

Wouldn't surprise me - I rarely find women whistling period.

They have the sense not to promote noise pollution.

[Shell Beau]

4. Well, I can't whistle!

I try and try but I just blow air out! :shrug:

[Taverner]

5. I would say something

I mean, you left that one SOOOOO open.....must...resist....urge...

[Shell Beau]

6. Yeah, I know! I was waiting for it...

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

7. It's all that collagen in your lips.

:crazy:

[Shell Beau]

8. LOL!

Good one! :spray:

[nini]

19. maybe not whistling... but f'ing talking on a cell phone

or carrying on a conversation with someone in another stall.


I HATE the cell phone twit in this building. Good GOD.. if you can't get off the phone long enough to do your bathroom business then you've got a problem.


:D

[Err]

2. So do I.

There's quite a few of them around here and they annoy the fuck out of me.

[WeRQ4U]

9. Guilty

:hi:

And just for you, from now on I'll whistle the first 7 notes from the Andy Griffith Show whenever I walk into a bathroom. Let's see you fight the urge to NOT whistle that one. Especially when I don't finish the tune.

[BobEPeru]

10. I am against whistling...

around other people in general.
Is this vacuous activity a way people reassure themselves that they exist? Similar to people that seem to talk in order to hear their own voice.

[bigwillq]

11. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[BobEPeru]

14. Thanks, Bigwillq

Hopefully I will reply more promptly next time.

[WindRavenX]

12. people on cell phones IN THE BATHROOM must die

They are just scum :nuke:

[KitchenWitch]

15. No kidding!

Geez!

[SofaKingLiberal]

20. along with the drunks who moan when they piss. n/t

[hfojvt]

13. you know when people whistle?

When they're scared.

Some people are afraid that when they unzip "Omigod, it has gotten smaller. I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

What, me worry?

[ForrestGump]

Does that include people who whistle in the bathroom

without involving their mouthparts?

[ForrestGump]

16. Does that include people who whistle in the bathroom

without involving their mouthparts?

[skygazer]

17. Meh - I'm a whistler

I whistle everywhere and if I went to church, I would walk in whistling. I whistle at work, I whistle at home. And I'll damn well whistle in the bathroom (lucky for you, it will be in the ladies room). :hi:

[Throd]

18. I love to whistle off-key!

I will usually use a Beatle's tune, or something else equally well known. My favorite is to whistle "Day Tripper" with the high note purposely one step higher than it should be. It also helps to bob my head from side to side and grin like an idiot. I might even jangle my car keys while I'm at it. Only once did some grumpy old white dude tell me to shut the f*ck up, but I'm sure many others have fantasized about bashing my head in.