Is there a ForrestGump in building?

[Shell Beau]

Oh Forrest? Where are you?

[KitchenWitch]

1. Forrest!

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

27. Kitchenwitch!

:hug:

Yours was the first PM of the rest of my life. :-)

[KitchenWitch]

28. Wow

Cool!

[merh]

2. Forrest!!!

:bounce: :bounce: Welcome back from spam filter hell!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Shell Beau]

3. Talk about a coincidence!!

:)

[merh]

10. Jinx!

Pinch, poke, KW owes me a coke! :freak:

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

12. LOL!

My high school English teacher would say "owes me a nickel"! It is supposed to rhyme!! :)

[ForrestGump]

31. I'm still laughing from it

It couldn't have been designed better. Truly, performance art on the part of whatever insanely funny entity was at work there.

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

30. Laissez les bon temps roulez!

Just gotta be careful of the tempo...that's what did me in.

:hi:

Hola!

:loveya:

[merh]

39. The King Rules!

:bounce: :hug: :loveya:

:yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

4. You have to sing the siren song: "Elvis is god, Elvis is wonderful!"

Just keep repeating that, and he will come. :D :hi:

[Shell Beau]

5. If he hears me sing, he'll run the other way!!

:o





;) :hi:

[ForrestGump]

23. It's almost like I'm your leprechaun, or genie

Yes, mistress? Did you call for me? :P :loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

26. Hahaha! See, Shell Beau?

There he is! :D

[ForrestGump]

56. I'm mad for Maddy

Not this kind of mad, though: :grr:

[MsAnthropy]

6. Remember when Forrest was King of the Lounge (last week)

*sigh* those where the days.

Come back, Forrest!

[Shell Beau]

7. It's a slippery slope, I tell ya!!

[Left Is Write]

8. Or was it that Lounge was King of the Forrest?

:crazy:

[ForrestGump]

33. :P

I think you got it right, here. :hi:

[hfojvt]

14. reminds me of Quasimodo

One week he was King of Fools, and the next week he was on the pillory.

[ForrestGump]

25. Hump? What hump?

:hi:

[hfojvt]

41. and you may have noticed that

I was aware of what was going on and working for your revival.

You may have wondered, or not.

"I didn't stop to ask, Pooh. Even at the very bottom of the river I didn't stop to say to myself 'Is this a Hearty Joke, or is it the Merest Accident?' I just floated to the surface, and said to myself, 'it's wet'. If you know what I mean."

[ForrestGump]

57. I was most impressed

You were on top of it right from the start -- even calming the shocked populace with with movie quotes -- like Al Haig.

[ForrestGump]

32. "Forrest! Come back, Forrest!"

:D

The joke there's so tangled and multifaceted that I can barely keep track of it all, if you know what I mean. ;-)

[MsAnthropy]

48. Oh I missed you! Don't ever leave again--you are the King!

[ForrestGump]

58. Oh, please, please, please,

please say that 'King' part again. :D

:hug:

[SOteric]

9. There was a brief worry about a DeForrestation program,

but SouthlandShari saved the environment like a good liberal. :hi:

[Shell Beau]

11. Yay Shari!!

:woohoo: :bounce: :yourock:

[Maddy McCall]

29. WHUT?

I would have lost my mind if Forrest would have been no more at DU. Hell, I almost lost my mind when he took a hiatus from DU. Had he forever disappeared, I would have been heartbroken.

[hfojvt]

35. as would we all

"Now the stage is bare and I am standing there,
with emptiness all around
and if he won't come back to us
then they can bring that curtain down."

Of course, I said the same thing when yvr girl said she was gonna quit flirting. She did quit not-flirting. Now she flirts with everyone

except me. :cry:

I'm sorry :cry: I thought I was over it :cry:

[ForrestGump]

59. I am sorry for your pain

:hug:

Come, let's go play Poohsticks....

[ForrestGump]

36. My effect on Maddy: I make her almost lose her mind

Well, that's not a good thing. :o

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

34. Hey, Ms teric, don't make me revive that "pun crockery" bit that I

revealed to you in 2002, that was subsequently banned by international treaty. You know, the one that gave even puns a bad name. :P

:loveya:

[hfojvt]

13. yes, come and join the celebration

If someone says in a loud voice "Oh bother, it's Forrest" you can always drop out again, or, better yet, get me and CG to kick their a$$.

"There may be something in what you say, Rabbit," he said at last. "I must move about more. I must come and go."
"That's right , Eeyore. Drop in on any of us at any time, when you feel like it."
"Thank you, Rabbit. And if anybody says in a Loud Voice 'Bother, it's Eeyore,' I can drop out again."

[ForrestGump]

37. I'm just a poster of little brain

Lookin for my lost pot of hunny. :D

[hfojvt]

45. I think the heffalump has it

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

60. psst

I think he's a Freeper, this heffalump dude.

No...don't look at him while I'm whispering to you....

But I bet you anything that he is.

[khashka]

15. It's all a sham

Forrest is playing the old "I got myself banned" game, so that we'll pour out oodles of affection. It's a cheap ploy, but cleverly played.

My hat's off in admiration - even I can't play attention whore with such skill. :)

Come back, Forrest!!!!!!!!!!

Khash.

[Shell Beau]

16. It's all that attention he got last week!

He can't survive w/o it! He planned this over the weekend I bet!! Sly fellow! :P

[khashka]

20. He's incorrigible

So let's not incorrige him. I feel an urge to post a "Forrest Who?" thread, just to throw a spanner into his well laid plans :)

Khash.

[ForrestGump]

42. Hey, just remember what happened to ME when I posted a smartass

thread title. :o :scared:

[khashka]

50. Oh, so you're back now, huh?

The mods have very short memories, I guess.

So you didn't actually get banned, just briefly spanked. Poor boy.

My heart bleeds for your terrible plight. :cry: Yeah, right. Do the words "attention whore" ring any bells?

:)

Khash.

[ForrestGump]

61. Does my right fist ring any bells?

Huh?!? Well, does it?

Huh?!?

Well, how about my left...

Oh....hello, khashka. I was just..um..rehearsing for a play. Yeah. That's it.

[ForrestGump]

40. Shhhhhh. You'll blow my

...um......cover. :-)

[Shell Beau]

43. LOL!!

:spank: ;)

[ForrestGump]

38. I know. It was cool, wasn't it?

:hi:

If you need to get banned, I've got some pointers that'll help you, too, enjoy the same level of idiocy in the nature of your banning and yet still revel in the postbanning adulation. :D

[khashka]

55. All advice welcome!

But as I said, skillfully played. You are approaching master-class status :)

Khash.

[Call Me Wesley]

17. The king is alive!

Yes! :woohoo:

[Shell Beau]

18. Thank you, thank you very much!

[ForrestGump]

44. And he's traded his Gibson Dove for an Epiphone dreadnought!

:D

Hi! :yourock:

[Call Me Wesley]

53. Why thank you!

:yourock: And Heidi thinks the same.

[ForrestGump]

63. Well, that's because you EACH

deserve that sign. :headbang:

[wildhorses]

19. where is he? I can't see the Forrest for the trees!!!

[ForrestGump]

46. At least we're working on getting rid of the bushes

Sorry about that. :P

:hi:

[wildhorses]

52. knowing you and your love of the double entendre

I highly suspect that statement :hi:

[ForrestGump]

64. Look who's talking

:rofl:

You saw the double-entendre possibility where I missed it. :D

[ForrestGump]

21. What?

(this is where I step out of the shower -- sorry, Shell Beau's husband, but it's in the script -- and it turns out that the last 30 minutes or so were all a dream)

What do you want, honey? (again, Mr Beau...script...we're all professionals here) You want to scrub my back?

[In_The_Wind]

22. Hi.

[ForrestGump]

47. Hi! is that an exclamation point, or

are you just happy to see me? :-)

Actually, it's probably a graphical representation of how closely Skinner's watching me after I posted that scandalous thread and banned myself... :D

[In_The_Wind]

54. I'm happy to see You!

You really are good company around the midnight hours.
Actually ~ you've been good company at any hour!
BTW ~ Skinner and the administrators have a heart. They haven't booted me out.

[ForrestGump]

66. Thanks

You, too, midnight or otherwise. :hug:

And Skinner had better not boot you out or I'll...

...or I'll...

...or I'll...


Um.








Hey, I like the heart icon. :D

[Shell Beau]

24. LOL!!

You've been through a lot today! Whatever your little heart desires!! :*






But still, :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

49. Whatever I desire?

Oh, Shell Beau...even I have to warn you aagainst saying that to the likes of me. :D



And, yes, very much :rofl:

:-)

[Shell Beau]

51. Hahaha! I thought it might get a rise out of you!

:o You know what, I, er, uh, mean! :blush:





:)

[ForrestGump]

65. :D

:rofl:

I swear, you're worse than me. Always a good thing. :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

62. Okay, I left out "the" in the OP!!

x( And I can't edit it!!!