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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:18 PM
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I'm God. Ask Me anything.
Yes, I do exist. Here's My official portrait:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Official_Portrait_of_President_Reagan_1981.jpg

BTW: That death stunt I pulled last year was just a publiciuty stunt to help My veep's son win re-election.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:19 PM
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1. why didnt you endow me with brazilianaire parents?
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 02:19 PM by LSK
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:24 PM
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3. Well, I don't have any money.
Neither does My party.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:21 PM
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2. What's up with cuttlefish?
Seriously. :wtf:
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:24 PM
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4. Are you cuddling with someone of the same sex?!
GASP!
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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:28 PM
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5. Did you plant the fossils as a joke?
cuz I don't get it.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:37 PM
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6. How married are you to the "love your neighbor' thing?
"cause my neighbor is an asshole.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:29 PM
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7. What's up with the lack-o-women in your official story?
I mean, couldn't you have had a daughter like most normal men?
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:38 PM
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8. Why do men have nipples?
we really dont need them.
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:41 PM
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9. What's your shoe size?
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:01 PM
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10. Why the $@%# did you create republicans?
What were you thinking??
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