Federline to Britney: "Shrinks are for crazy people. Go by yourself."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

December 05, 2005
Britney Spears consults a psychic

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/05/post_3.html

In an effort to save her marriage, Britney Spears has reportedly consulted a psychic:

“She’s willing to have a third party arbitrate the problems,” a friend told the upcoming issue of Life & Style Weekly, but her spouse of 15 months allegedly refused, saying, “That’s for crazy people. If you want to see a shrink, go by yourself.”

For Britney’s sake, I hope that “psychic” is code for “hitman”. If not, then this story is even more laughable. Even if she won’t do it for the above quote, she needs to do it for the rest us that have seen K-Fed turn one of the hottest pieces of ass in recent memory into a greased pig. And if you're worried about the kid, don’t. I grew up without a father and I turned out just fine. At least that’s what the voices tell me when I’m cutting myself.