Behold.. Flying Spaghetti Monster has begat himself a baby son

[SoCalDem]

Bow down and worship him.. He's a chip off the old noodle..His name is Lomein

[NMMNG]

1. Ramen!

[Toothpick]

2. !

He looks like a dog covered in spaghetti. He sent his only son to earth as man's best friend? No weirder than other messiah myths I suppose.

[drhilarius]

3. This sounds like heresy to me!

This orthodox pastafarian refuses to bow (wow) before your heathen messiah!

[SoCalDem]

4. Who has actually SEEN the FSM?? and what does GOD backwards spell??

hmmmmm???

[Toothpick]

5. Cats are divine creatures

Dogs, not so much

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!

Not only was this dog divine, he was regal, elegant and loving. Plus he yodeled when he was happy, whispered when appropriate and barked at passing cars just cause it was funny. And he would go and find a branch, strip the twigs off it, break it down to manageable size and bring it to you to play fetch with. Let's see a damned cat do that.


Oh...one more thing. He LOVED Spagetti.

On edit to say, in spite of your anti dog bigotry, welcome to DU!

[drhilarius]

6. You see the FSM everyday...

in the face of every child, the curve of every petal, the BM of pretty much every Italian.

Indeed, it does spell dog...but dog was the name of the first midget, the FSM's only begotten son, who shall return when the last fettuccine is eaten.

Ours is a powerful G-d, who will not stand for this heresy.

I should know, since I'm a "true" pastafarian.

[Technowitch]

7. Touched by His Noodly Appendage, baby

RAmen.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Great sigline!

[SoCalDem]

10. Hehheheh..I modified it

:)