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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 01:23 AM
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Lacy things my wife is missing
I didn't ask her permission
I'm wearing her clothes, silk pantyhose
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps like spaghetti
They hold me so tight, like handcuffs all night
Walking 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
Who pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I say, "Whoa, Man!
Let's wait until the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanta
We'll dress up like Madonna
Put on our sunshades and join the parade
Walking 'round in women's underwear.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:44 AM
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1. Well, if no one will even read this & laugh,
I'm going to bed. 'Nite, all.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:04 AM
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2. Just a reminder that Twisted Christmas is online
Listen to individual songs, download, buy the CD's or try the streaming radio

http://www.twistedchristmas.com/
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