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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:30 PM
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I am a Homo
A Homo sapien, that is.

Are you?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:31 PM
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1. I'm a D.J.
Desk Jockey
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:37 PM
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2. I'm Beaker on steroids...
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 09:39 PM by HypnoToad


or was it this one?
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BamaLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:39 PM
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3. Funny,
I had a fellow student of mine (11th grade at the time!) tell me that "John Kerry was a homosapien!" WTF!!! I kid you frikkin not.... I just kinda stared at him while wanting to slap the shit out of him for being that stupid.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:48 PM
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4. I work for a local T.V News Show...
Some say that marks me as a lower life form.:shrug:
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:50 PM
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5. "Well, I'm a homoerectus, got to connect this bone that I discovered...
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 09:51 PM by Rowdyboy
yesterday"

(by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys"



Homo Erectus

I left barber college
Searchin’ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.

Now I’m a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because it’s heart got in the way.

Dear doctor howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the Y
Although you’re thirty
I still think you’re pretty
Let’s give it that good ole college try.

Because I’m a homo erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because it’s heart got in the way.
Ok!

Hey jomo kenyatta
No, no, you’re not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
It’s took us a jillion
But we’re all still here, been
Boogeyin’ since boogeyin’ began.

And I’m a homo erectus
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:52 PM
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6. Man, I'd love to see THAT video!
:7
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:47 PM
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10. How could anyone..
... think this guy wouldn't make a great governor? :)
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:10 PM
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7. I'm a Homosapien too.
DEL: tha funkee homosapien
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:43 PM
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8. Uh . . .
No you're not. You are a homo sapien sapien.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 10:45 PM
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9. upright walker..opposable thumb having bald ape
ha ha..Guess i am a bigot
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:43 PM
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11. To be more specific, I'm:
Edited on Sun Dec-04-05 11:44 PM by Jara sang
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Superfamily: Hominoidea
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens

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