What is on your Christmas list for Maddy McCall?

[salin]

thinking of getting her some padded bandaids... for her fingertips after she finishes all that typing on the dissertation.

[ForrestGump]

1. I've had my eyes on this pair of panties that comes with a free sample of

lipstick.

For when she needs a break from the dissertation.

[Maddy McCall]

5. Ha!

You are the king, baby. :D

[ForrestGump]

10. :D

And I'll throw in a Cadillac...no...a Stutz Blackhawk.

[Maddy McCall]

14. I'll just settle for his speedboat with orange upholstery.

I'd certainly stand out at the lake. :D

[ForrestGump]

26. Is that the one named "Karate"?

I could see you in that. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

30. It was the Hound Dog.

LOL...seriously--it was the Hound Dog. :D

[ForrestGump]

36. Interesting choice of names

He didn't even like the song. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

39. Evidently he didn't like the boat, either.

It's sitting on the floor of Ripley's Believe it or Not in Gatlinburg, TN. :D

It had a rope around it, but hardly anyone was in the building on the day that MMjr and I went, so I hopped in it and MMjr took a photo of me. I have it around here somewhere...have to scan it and post it. :D

[ForrestGump]

41. Cool! I wanna see! I wanna see!

But...wait a minute...you're not Maddy. The real Maddy was going to be a good little girl motivated, empowered womyn and go off and do worky-type stuff. :o

[GalleryGod]

2. A Tazer to wake-up the kids in the back row!

Every Prof needs a good Tazer!:applause:

[Maddy McCall]

7. I want a taser so badly!

I can experiment in WalMart parking lot, right? To wake the mall zombies? Before I use it on the students?

:shrug: :hug:

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. No more hurricanes

If I could, that would be my gift to Maddy.

[Maddy McCall]

8. And that would be the best gift EVER.

:hug:

[Maddy McCall]

4. Hey! Are you trying to steer me back to my work?

Actually, I had to buy a new keyboard for the laptop, as the old one is worn out. Now if I can just figure out how to install it.

:hi: :loveya:

[salin]

6. I always try to match the gift

to the needs of the person... not trying to steer you back to work - just predicting that you are gonna have some tired fingers in the coming year :D

[Maddy McCall]

9. I need someone to push me back to it.

Aaargh, it gets so old. :(

[In_The_Wind]

11. How about something to go with a pickle.

Like maybe salami.

[ForrestGump]

13. She don't want a pickle. She just wants to ride her motorsickle.

Ow. Please. That emoticon.

Two words: Lorena. Bobbitt. :scared:

[In_The_Wind]

25. *snort*

Bobbitt bobbed it!


















Quch!
:hide:
very bad pun

BTW

[ForrestGump]

29. .

That dot above represents the actual size to which a certain portion of my anatomy has shrunk (no, not my IQ; it's not anatomy) in response to your post.

It must be noted that this is the exact opposite situation to that you normally inspire. Even when you post sports statistics and knitting patterns.

If I can't find it, after I get over ths shock, there'll be hell to pay. :-(

[In_The_Wind]

43. *

I would never never resort to violence against anyone except in self defense.
The Bobbitt affair was ludicrous from beginning to end.

I tease and make outlandish jokes. Usually my sense of humor is reserved for my close personal friends.
After free associating with you for hours the other night, I got the feeling I could kidd around with you. I knew you wouldn't be offended.

I'm also sure that your anatomy will resume normal size, shape and function rather quickly.

[ForrestGump]

44. It's back

:D

Magic.

:loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

28. Dressed up with glitter, of course.

My dogs would LOVE that. :D

[ForrestGump]

55. You scared the SH** out of me, Maddy!

When I just came back to this thread -- I'm sleepless yet again, so please bear that in mind -- I thought you were referring to my post directly above yours.

:o

You know...my tender vittles covered in glitter and fed to the dogs. :scared:

Hold me...

[johnnie]

12. Maybe a Ouija Board

Her and her kooky ghosts beliefs, she needs a way to talk to them.

[Maddy McCall]

16. Uh huh.

I've never posted about ghosts, but, I'd be glad to have a Ouija board, to devine what you are saying.

:)

[johnnie]

24. Heh

I know, it was a joke. You have made your beliefs quite apparent on here. I guess my "joke" didn't go through...lol.

[merh]

15. This

both this size and the life sized version.

[salin]

17. the hydrant, or the cute fireman?

[merh]

19. No, the firetruck

If I find the cute fireman, he is mine. (Sorry Maddy)

She likes driving in the EMT vehicles with the lights flashing and the sirens blaring.

[Maddy McCall]

22. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I admit it.

:D

[salin]

27. I heard a rumour that she *is* a Siren

(ala siren song)... I think I heard it from Forest.

[ForrestGump]

31. Almost. The actual quote was "she sets me a sighin', she does"

Pretty close, though.

[Maddy McCall]

32. Yes, all I have to do is sing "Elvis is god; Elvis is god, I love Elvis"

and FG suddenly appears.

Ok...this is been a fun afternoon--I have to get busy.

See y'all later. :hi: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

34. You called?

Afternoon? It's morni...oh...it IS afternoon. Time to get some sleep. :hi:

[salin]

38. It has been a pleasure!

:loveya: - 'till the next time!

[Maddy McCall]

20. Oh, I see plenty of cute firemen on a daily basis.

Yummy guys in uniform. Irresistable. :D :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

18. Excellent. Except you need to get the female firefighter.

:loveya:

[merh]

21. I couldn't find one, you must model for the toy company so that

they make one. :hi:



:loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

23. You nut!

Just send them my phone number. Tell 'em I'll do it for free. :D

[ForrestGump]

33. A Maddy McCall action figure?

I'd buy that. I think I just found what I want for Christmas.

Kung fu grip? Anatomically correct?

[Maddy McCall]

35. Life-size and inflatable!

LOL. :loveya:

gotta go get some work done, or I'll be in trouble.

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

37. Eek!

I think I suddenly found that disappearing bodypart!

:loveya:

Good luck. Don't get in trouble. Or T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

[merh]

40. Looks like I will have too!

ForrestGump wants the action figure for Christmas.

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

42. No, what I REALLY want the action figure for is

...wouldn't be prudent to say...wouldn't be prudent...

...Christmas. Yes, You're right. :-)

[merh]

45. lalalalala

you can do what you want with it after you get it on Christmas Day, I don't want to know what that may entail

[ForrestGump]

46. But are batteries included?

:P

[Maddy McCall]

47. No. I'm using those in my "lipstick."

Ok. I truly have to get busy.

:bye:

[merh]

48. pssst

wind up!



You have seen that she is a force to be reckoned with when she is wound up!

[flamingyouth]

49. Boudin from Nick's!!!

:9

[Maddy McCall]

52. Oh, HONEY! You don't know how badly I need that.

Just leave it in the freezer, not in the stocking, ok?

:hi:

[Tsiyu]

50. A trip for her and her Boy

to visit the Seven Wonders. (If'n I could, I'd take all the cool DUers on a Worldwide Tour)

:toast:

[Maddy McCall]

53. I would seriously LOVE that.

Where do we start? :D

[Tsiyu]

56. Rio

and the Peru and then Hawaii and then Tibet and so on and so on... ending up in Amsterdam!

:party:

[hfojvt]

51. aw heck

I wanted to get her something, but after reading this thread, it is clear to me that I do not know anything about her. I do not even know what her dissertation is about.
Maybe the Little House on the Prairie cookbook would be appropriate, or is that just superfluous for a jchild?

[Maddy McCall]

54. That would be PERFECT.

I grew up envying Laura, for being "half-pint" to Michael Landon, who was god's gift to women, as far as I was concerned.

That would be a great gift! :hi: