The Caterwalling Cartographer of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And the hardest thing I think about maps is how to get them refolded, but
for my brilliant Roadmap to Peace, I figured that we'd make it like the trip-ticks
that AAA gives travellers. That would solve that problem pronto. Besides, every-
body likes to flip through trip-ticks, and I figure why not? Why can't a Roadmap
to Peace be fun as well as useful. In fact, the more fun it is, the more people will
want to do it and that makes for more chance of success!"

Abbas is thinking: "No, hanging myself is to iffy. Someone could walk in. Gotta
try to get a revolver, put it in my mouth, take no chances."

[cosmicdot]

1. Abbas is thinking: Maybe if I put my hand on my chin ...

... it'll pass as if this guy is something other than stupid and boring ... beam me up, Scotty ... where is Al Gore?

[myomy]

2. Americans are strange, Why is he standing on that box and

what is he saying?

[nini]

3. LOL.... one of the best captions yet.

great job.

hahahahahhah

[44wax]

4. Abbas: "Am I real? I am standing next to the most powerful moron in the

world. I am really tripping. If this guy came to the settlement he would be strapping c-4 not out of heroism but out of mercy for his neighbors. Shit get me out of here."

[skip fox]

5. Welcome to DU 44wax!

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