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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:29 PM
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So what should we get ForrestGump for Christmas?
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 04:57 PM by Shell Beau
I already got him something! :evilgrin: For being super duper good this year!
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:30 PM
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1. A box of chocolates?
:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:32 PM
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2. But his life is already like a box of chocolates!
:P
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:35 PM
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3. Some Magic shoes?
:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 04:56 PM
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4. He might like those!
But he already ran so much! :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:35 PM
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8. Not looking! Not looking! I swear!
WARNING: SUBLtIMINAL SUGGESTION DAMNED CLEVERLY IMBEDDED IN THE BODY OF THIS INNOCENT MESSAGE: (subliminal message follows)....all I want for Christmas is an inflatable Shell Beau doll. Thank you for listening.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:13 PM
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5. Bill O'Reilly's balls
to hang on his holiday tree.:evilgrin:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:27 PM
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6. As long as you are the one who fetches them!!
:7
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:30 PM
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7. Blech!!!
No Way!!

I guess Forrest will have to do without.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:36 PM
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9. Aw, and he had his hopes up and everything!
Maybe you can get in touch with Lorena Bobbitt! I hear she may have some expertise in this field! :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:41 PM
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10. Not looking, again. but -- point of fact -- i don't think he has any
I think he's got a couple of falafels in there, instead. :o
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:44 PM
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11. Oh yeah, that's right!
Well, I tried for you! :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 05:07 AM
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13. I appreciate that
:hug:

What're a couple of balls between friends, anyway?
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-05 05:45 PM
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12. O'Reilly sells his balls on line
Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 05:47 PM by Parrcrow
but I don't have a disposable keyboard.





and the idea of getting in touch with Loreena Bobbitt makes me nervous.:scared:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 05:25 AM
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14. A date with Salma Hayek
What else?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 05:43 AM
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15. I love you
Truly.

:D

You are a goddess.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 05:44 AM
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16. It's not like one would have to be a genius to come up with that idea
:shrug: ;-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 05:46 AM
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17. Perhaps, but
I'm suddenly feeling very emotional, and I...I...I...

I think a group hug is just what DU needs....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 06:02 AM
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18. Grouphugs work for me
:grouphug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-02-05 06:05 AM
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19. Wheeee!
:D

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