I think I'm falling for ForrestGump

[MissMillie]

Sssshhhhh... don't tell him. :silly:

[Bunny]

1. Heehee.

He is loving it! And who deserves it more?

[ForrestGump]

6. This is true

Worship me... :D

[Bunny]

10. Oh post your real picture. I believe I saw it once here, and you

are magnificent! And even if that wasn't you, I'd still think you were magnificent. You know why? Because NSMA said so, and she would not lie about something like that.

[MissMillie]

11. Bunny.... BACK OFF!!!

um... please

[Bunny]

15. Oh, he's all yours hon!

I'll just worship from afar! :D

[ForrestGump]

22. Yes, best not to get too close

My sheer animal magnetism has been known to rip fillings from mouths, buttons from blouses, and skillets from counters (that last one hurt a lot, too, actually).

[johnnie]

16. It's in his avatar

That's him...isn't it?

[Bunny]

20. Only if that's really you in your avatar!

:)

[johnnie]

27. Pffft!

I can only wish.

[ForrestGump]

26. Shhhhhhh...dude

You know as well as I do that your avatar is a picture of me and that mine is a picture of you. No need to stir the waters now, though. :-)

[johnnie]

41. That ain't tactics Forrest...

That's just the roast beast.

[ForrestGump]

51. Whaddya say we get together and

sing some of the old carols... :P

[johnnie]

54. Sounds good

I was getting in the Christmas spirit and feeling Mary. She says "hi" by the way.

[ForrestGump]

57. Thanks...nothing's quite as pretty as

Mary Christmas Baby in the morning.

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Elvis Gump?

A hunka hunka burnin' but-tocks?

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

50. That's right. Directly in the but-tocks.

It must be hard being King.

[RevCheesehead]

52. * ladylike snort *

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

18. That's true. NSMA doesn't lie.

:-)

Magnificent as charged.

[Bunny]

30. Psst...

Did you notice my other thread got zapped? Whoops...:blush:

[ForrestGump]

43. Yeah! Bogus! And it even

went totally away! :-(

Hey. Wait a minute.

Maybe they moved it to Late Breaking News! :D

[Bunny]

47. Heh, I should have put a disclaimer in the OP.

If that was the only post you read, it would seem pretty offensive. Except to you, maybe! :)

[ForrestGump]

55. I've still got my framed copy

One of these days I'll have to come over and have you sign it.

I'll bring my fingers with me, because I know you like it har....oops. Almost said it. The three words you can't say on DU. Nudgenudge winkwink... ;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

46. Ooohh baby! Nice hat!

And those eyes....

[ForrestGump]

56. I just felt like swimming

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

2. I won't

I swear!

[GOPisEvil]

3. You too?

:swoon:

[MissMillie]

4. uh-oh...

you mean... I've got competition?

[GOPisEvil]

Somehow I think you're safe.

:silly:

[MissMillie]

9. lol... the story of my life

:silly:

[ForrestGump]

13. How are those scratches healing up?

:P

[Bunny]

17. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

19. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

24. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You tiger!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ForrestGump]

28. Rowwwrrrr....

You know it, babe.... :o

[ForrestGump]

7. Don't worry Sweetie...

We'll always have that night in San Antonio. Remember the Alamo!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Ahhhhhh...memories...

[johnnie]

5. Do you like him

Or do you LIKE him like him?

[MissMillie]

8. Ummmm......

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

29. Hey, look...I've got some, too!

:loveya:

:hi:

[timber84]

14. He's MIne!

I like the way his mind thinks during free association

[ForrestGump]

31. Pussy Galore

Sorry.


Reflex.


:blush:

[timber84]

34. camel toe

sorry.

instinct.


:blush:

[ForrestGump]

45. Splat

Sorry. Reading your response while trying to eat something. :D

[Shell Beau]

21. He said he's been super duper this year!

Santa better be good to him! :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

32. Oh, but I HAVE!

Though I'm more interested in Mrs Claus.... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

61. This post courtesy of Mrs. Claus...

Formerly known as Dangerously Amused. :7

[ForrestGump]

63. Are your claus retractable?

:-)

Just wonderin'

;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

65. They are if you want them to be... purrrrrrrr....

Then again, I scratched you up pretty bad up thread. Maybe we should let those heal up first.

You know you just drive me wild like that...

[ForrestGump]

68. Pu...

Darned reflex.

Purrrrrr, I mean. Like, purrrrr...puuuurrrr

[Dangerously Amused]

72. Hey Tiger!

Let's see if we can't work on that reflex.

:7

[ForrestGump]

73. Hey! You put me back on top!

I mean... :blush: ...of the Lounge front page.

Ready to go to work.

I mean... :blush: ...on the reflex.


:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

74. You still up?

I mean, ah... awake?

Me too. Can't sleep tonight, not sure why.

Well, okay, it's cuz you got me all worked up today with your cheeky posts!

Bad boy!


:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

75. Yes to both

:D

But it's about time to be thinking about going to bed.

I mean...um...I mean sleep. Sleep. That's right. :blush:

[Dangerously Amused]

76. Sweet dreams.

Yeah, I'll wind down here pretty soon, too.

But hey, you were the man of the hour here today! It was a honest-to-goodness Forrest Feeding Frenzy for the better part of the afternoon. Women throwing themselves at you shamelessly, and all. You ought to have some awwfulllly nice dreams waiting for you tonight.

:D

[ForrestGump]

77. BUSY dreams

When's a studmuffin supposed to sleep?

:D

It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

[Dangerously Amused]

78. Yah, you poor thing.

Studmuffin and all. My heart goes out to you. I don't know how you pull it off, day after day. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

79. I'll show you how

:evilgrin:

It's fairly straightforward.









Well, slightly curved...

[Dangerously Amused]

80. Here here! Best offer I've had all... well, it's been way too long.

Step right up! :9

And by the way, I love your teeny tiny, adorable little...














...side comments.

[ForrestGump]

81. I think I hear them figuring the combination to this thread's lock

:D







Hey...sometimes good things come in small packages. In

big

ones, too.

[Dangerously Amused]

82. Hmmm. Threads seem to lock up wherever you go today.

Must be that animal magnetism of yours, messing with the tumblers.

[ForrestGump]

83. I am the Keymaster

[Dangerously Amused]

84. So... I could just call you "Master," then?

Or would you prefer Master Forrest?













I love THAT smiley!

[ForrestGump]

85. Leave my mast out of it

:P

Splice the mainbrace!

[Dangerously Amused]

86. Uh... shivver me timbers!

Yeah, and uh... hoist up the John B. sails!


Though come to think of it, my mainbrace hasn't been spliced in quite a while. Could probably use a good splicing.

Okay, I'm game. Splice away!

[ForrestGump]

87. Nice spinnakers

Hubba hubba. :D

Brace yourself...we're dropping anchor! Or something...

[Dangerously Amused]

88. I'm glad you like my spin when they're nakers!

Dropping anchor? Oh. Okay. I was just getting ready to walk the plank myself.

It's such a nice plank, and it seemed a little lonely....

[ForrestGump]

90. It's wood

The plank, that is.

[Dangerously Amused]

92. How much wood...

...would a woodco...

Chuck! A woodCHUCK!

Dang it!



Wanna but some wood? heh heh....

[ForrestGump]

93. Naughty

:rofl:


:cockles: :chuckles:

[Dangerously Amused]

94. Naughty? Moi? Shirly, you can't be serious.

You are?



Well hellloooo, pot!

I'm kettle.

The folks around here just call me Ma.

Ma Kettle.

[ForrestGump]

95. Ma Kettle jus whistled

Blowin' it's top... :o



...and don't call me Shirley...

[Dangerously Amused]

96. If Ma Kettle whistled, she whistled at YOU, ya whippersnapper!

Shirley Shirley Shirley!

*skips off giggling*

[ForrestGump]

97. It whistles?

:o


That's true talent, right there.

All right...you can call me Shirleyboy, but only you. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

98. Oooohhhh, Shirleyboy...

Baby... you've got me sooooo close...

To 800 posts, I mean.

I don't want to stop, but... I should really get to bed. It's 3:30 here and I've got a 5 hour road trip tomorrow.

So, I'll be crawling into bed here... but I'll like to take you up on that nice **** and **** massage now, though. Especially the **** part. Well, and the **** part, too.

Mmmmmm...

[ForrestGump]

99. I'm two hours behind you

Typical man! :P

But sleep would be a real novelty, so I think I'll join you. I mean...sleep.

I'm sure that you'll be pushed over the brink tomorrow, far away from the crotches clutches of the 700 Club. Be careful driving tomorrow and, of course, sleep carefully -- don't dream anything I wouldn't dream! Of course, this leaves a pretty open field of dreams...

**** sleep. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

100. Actually,

I'll be on a business trip all of tomorrow and most of Saturday, so there's no telling when and if I'll be able to get the HELL out of the 700 club for the next couple of days. How frustrating.

Terribly frustrating. I'm all uptight now.

I definitely need another massage. Definitely another massage.

[ForrestGump]

101. Well, definitely be an excellent driver

And good things will come to you. :-)

Don't forget Wapner, at three. :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

102. Wapner at three.

Underwear at Kmart.

I'm a very good driver.


Thanks for today. Goodnight.

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

103. Thank YOU

We'll always have Underwear at K-Mart :D

:hug:

Nightynight...

[Dangerously Amused]

89. Hey, do you think you could sing an Elvis song with a pirate accent?

I'm thinking of "Don't Be Cruel." Sounds kind of pirate-y.

[ForrestGump]

91. Arrrrrrrr ye know I can be found, ye scurvy dogs

Sittin' all arrrrrrrrrrrr-lone


Hmmm...I think it loses something in translation. :-)

[SOteric]

23. ForrestGump is really the reincarnation of

Grovelbot.

[MissMillie]

25. I knew there was something comforting and familiar about him

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

36. I have six vibrating speeds, too

And the handy frappé attachment!

[MissMillie]

42. HaHaHaHaHaHa

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

35. Hush your mouth...you'll blow my

...uh....


...um...

...what was I saying?


Oh!

Cover. Cover.

Blow my cover. Yeah.

That's what you'll do.

Blow my cover.

Definitely not a good thing. Blow my cover. Defintiely blow my cover. Wapner at three.

[SOteric]

40. Plus, - he's really a male lesbian, -and

'Randy'is his 'maiden name.'

:7

[ForrestGump]

48. Nyeh nyeh, Ms Know-It-All. Randy is my

personality type. :P

She's right about the Male Lesbian (Trainee, Junior Grade), though. I've trained under the best there is: NSMA. :o

[SOteric]

53. Aw,

C'mhere ya big Elvis-lovin' lug you I've really missed having you around.

[ForrestGump]

58. All right. This'll only take two or three

days...

:hug:

:hug:

:hug:

:D

[Dangerously Amused]

60. Of course I don't have my underwear.

I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. It's not my underwear.

I'm an excellent driver.

[ForrestGump]

64. No underwear?

We definitely need to get to K-Mart. These are definitely not K-Mart underwear. Ow. Ow. Ow.

[Dangerously Amused]

67. I get my boxer shorts at Kmart in Cincinnati.

Oak and Burnett in Cincinnati.

You have to go to Kmart, 400 Oak Street.

Boxer shorts. Kmart. These are-- These are Hanes 32.

We have to go back to Cincinnati and Kmart.

400 Oak and Burnett.

[ForrestGump]

69. Really? Mine are lacy and skimpy.

We'll get on just fine. :D

Definitely. Definitely get on just fine.

[Dangerously Amused]

70. Definitely.

Just fine.


:loveya:

[hfojvt]

33. I guess there's no hope at all for Willie Brown then

Might as well crawl back under my rock :hide:

Gump takes all the women. Even Sniffa, WCGreen, Matcom, Wetzelbill are out in the cold. To say nothing of me. And, as always, the less said, the better.

Maybe I can be a Gump toady. Youse messin' wit' da Gumpsta?

[ForrestGump]

37. Hey, man, you're in the posse. Yo. And all that.

Represent.

[timber84]

39. Well things are bigger in Texas right?

[ForrestGump]

49. I still pine for a Tejana I once knew who seemed to

provide a resounding 'yes' as an answer to that question. Viva Tejas, baby.

[Tari]

38. Well, if you do fall, do it face first

into his lap.

Less chance of rejection that way.

[ForrestGump]

59. Are you talking about some hot and heavy

Lapp action? Whoo, baby!

[Dangerously Amused]

62. I'd really like to see THAT Lapp dance!

[ForrestGump]

66. Yeah!

:rofl:

I like his Lapp top, though. Looks like it's got Firewire.

[MissMillie]

71. D'oh!

wow