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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:17 PM Original message |
You might be a redneck if... |
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billybob537 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. you had to be |
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jeanarrett (813 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
2. Your family tree doesn't fork. |
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TallahasseeGrannie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. If your porch collapses |
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...of J.Temperance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. If you expect to find |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
5. The bed of your pickup truck is lined with AstroTurf |
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...of J.Temperance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Hey...let's NOT go THERE :) n/t |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. Your dog and your wallet are attached to a chain |
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Dhalgren (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
8. If you think you are right because someone told you that |
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Lochloosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. You pee off your front porch |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
10. If you've ever climbed a water tower with a can of paint |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
11. If... |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
12. the directions to your house include "turn off the paved road..." |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
13. You might be a redneck if... |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. If your Mama's hair got caught in the ceiling fan |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
15. You finally cut the lawn |
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