Twist ties are supposed to be fastened in a clockwise direction . Damn it!

[oneighty]

For some reason my wife always fastens them in a counter-clock-wise direction. So I sit there trying to open a loaf of bread and the twist tie gets tighter and tighter.

Sigh. Woe is me. Life gets tedious don't it.

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[BrotherBuzz]

1. That's why God invented Dykes

Manly tools for manly jobs. Red Green set me straight on the solution to this domestic dilemma.

[oneighty]

4. Red Green

My wife also LOVES duct tape.

sigh

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[graywarrior]

7. Here ya go.

A gift for her

[oneighty]

9. She is out

shopping right now. While she is gone I will change the twist direction on the twist tie on HER loaf of bread. (She uses white I use cracked wheat).

That will learn her. I also did HER dishes. That will make her happy and also make her be worrying over what bad thing I did wrong to cause me to warsh HER dishes. I bet.

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[BrotherBuzz]

10. If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

You ever see one of these? It's called a GPS, which stands for - well, who cares? Point is, this thing uses satellites to tell you where you are, which means that every man can have a five-hundred-dollar reason not to ask for directions. - Red Green

[Bassic]

2. Is she left-handed?

If so, well, there you go...

[oneighty]

3. No she is not

She is from the South Carolina Low Country though where many contrary peoples live.I figure when she saw that I did it clockwise she became determined to do it counter-clock-wise. Twist ties that is. Hee hee hee.

Going on forty-nine years now of contrary. (or is it forty eight?)

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[Left Is Write]

5. I was going to ask that too, although...

I am left-handed and I twist them in a clockwise direction.

[Bassic]

8. Most of my left-handed friends tie those counter-clockwise

[redqueen]

6. Well that's just common sense!

Righty tighty, lefty loosey, right?