Little Rotten Johnny's New Era Christmas

[jmowreader]

Little Rotten Johnny decided it was time to write his annual letter to Santa, so he went to his mom for some paper.

"Johnny, you can't write to Santa anymore. The fundamentalists banned Santa. So now you have to write to the Baby Jesus." She gave him a stack of paper.

Johnny wrote on the paper "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been good all year and I want you to bring me an iPod for Christmas. Love, Little Rotten Johnny." Johnny knew the Baby Jesus would send him to Hell for that letter, so he threw it away and wrote another one.

"Dear Baby Jesus, I have been good all month and I want you to bring me an iPod for Christmas. Love, Little Rotten Johnny." This one would send him to Hell too. Into the garbage with it.

"Dear Baby Jesus, I have been good all day and I want you to bring me an iPod for Christmas. Love, Little Rotten Johnny." Nope.

"Dear Baby Jesus, I have been good all morning and I want you to bring me an iPod for Christmas. Love, Little Rotten Johnny." Still no good.

"Dear Baby Jesus, I have been good for the last fifteen minutes and I want you to bring me an iPod for Christmas. Love, Little Rotten Johnny." This one's true, but who gets an iPod as a reward for being good for fifteen minutes?

Johnny got up and went into the living room where his mom had the Nativity scene set up. He took the Madonna out of the scene. He wrapped it in tissue, then in newspaper, then buried it in a box full of packing peanuts. He put the box under all the stuff at the bottom of his closet. He took up his pen...

"Dear Baby Jesus: If you ever want to see your mother again..."

[DS1]

1. wow

that was



a stinker