i'm thinking about getting my legs cut off

[sundog]

anyone have advice?

they're boring me :(

[eyepaddle]

1. I'm gonna have to advise against

have you tried repainting them?

[sundog]

3. maybe i should use some sandpaper & high gloss plaint

:(

[eyepaddle]

8. High gloss?!?!? are you out of your freaking mind?

You are an egg shell/semo gloss if I've ever seen one. Try that instead.

Don't forget to prime.

[CanuckAmok]

2. get your arms cut off.

Then you'll be quite 'armless.

[sundog]

7. these are all useless appendages when you think about it

who needs arms anyway?

[asthmaticeog]

4. Matthew 18:8

Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot bore thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting ennui.

[sundog]

5. that's deep

so very deep

i know the answer now

[CanuckAmok]

6. No way did Matthew say that. You LIE!

Matthew was all about keeping limbs and shit.

[asthmaticeog]

10. If thine eyes offend thee from reading my post, pluck them out

and cast them from thee: for it is profitable for thee that thine members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[sundog]

14. i'm gouging my eyeballs now

[NMMNG]

31. Here's the actual quote

Matthew 18:8 (New International Version)


If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire.

[texas1928]

9. Not something I would condone...

I know from experience.

It hurts even though I am a paraplegic as well and could not feel the actual leg.

[sundog]

11. tex!

how ya been man? :hi:

[texas1928]

12. Good

Just busy as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.


How have you been?

[sundog]

13. hahaha

good to see you man

busy with work, general insanity... the usual

[texas1928]

16. Yep work is taking up a lot of time.

Can not wait for Christmas and my last vacation of the year.

[sundog]

19. stop moping you ass

take that sadfuck smilie off your sig! :P

[texas1928]

21. Be nice or I will pull this out.

[sundog]

22. fuck you asshole!

[texas1928]

23. Well...... BEEEEEEEEH on you

[sundog]

24. well, i already gouged my eyes as punishment

so i can't see that

so there!

[texas1928]

25. Did you see that?

Oh never mind.

[sundog]

26. i didn't see that either

:(

[texas1928]

29. Well you have got to focus.

[progmom]

15. i was just thinking about that creepy movie Boxing Helena

Thinking about it just this morning, in fact. Poor Julian Sands and his total lack of career. :cry:

[In_The_Wind]

17. That was the creepiest move I've seen in awhile.

Cause I hate creepy movies.

:hi:

[progmom]

37. one of those movies that can creep you out a decade after you see it

it's fucking creepy. :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

38. I can't seem to avoid remembering some things so I try to avoid the worst.

Having a bad memory can be a blessing sometimes.

[sundog]

20. julian sands

tragic

i saw him nekkid in room with a view

just thought i'd let you know

[FuzzySlippers]

27. Braggart!!!

Oh....did you mean the movie "Room With a View"?.....I thought for a sec there you meant your bedroom.

[sundog]

28. i meant "room with a rear view mirror"

it's a gay porn

[FuzzySlippers]

30. .

:spray:

[progmom]

35. yes....my friends and i all had crushes on him after that movie

[JVS]

18. Great way to lose weight quickly!

[tjwmason]

32. I say no.

They're damn gorgeous legs.

[Awsi Dooger]

33. Slowly is more heroic

Alternate a bit. Plus it's proven lame to begin at one spot and saw smack through. Connect the edges. Creative patterns. In and out of the water. The more chunks the more recipients for donation.

[WCGreen]

34. Go way out in the woods... Get stuck somehow so the

only way you can survive is to slowly cut your legs off with a blunt pen knife...

Then drag yourself back to civilization and get on Larry King....

Then we can all say to our friends and family...

did you hear about that guy who slowly cut his legs off with a pocket knife, dull at that....

And they will of course say, oh yes, we have heard of that poor young man who watches Julian Sands gay porn when he is not hiking in way out of the way places where his cell phone won't work and how he fell into a crevasse while daydreaming about Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett having sex. And of the courage and raw emotion...

And we will all nod our heads knowingly, with a deep look of concern on our faces and say, I know that dude....

And they will all say, so you watch gay porn, interesting....

[Callalily]

36. I suppose you should

first check if that procedure is covered by your insurance. That certainly could be the deciding factor.

[Deja Q]

39. I'm a leg person! Keep them!

Besides, how will you walk? You need two legs, not a makeshift one and a prayer!

[terrya]

40. Well, dammit, don't.

Why the hell would you want to do a darn fool thing like that?

[DS1]

41. Have skateboard trucks grafted into your feet

or make them rollerblades, you won't be bored for much longer

[LaraMN]

42. No! You just need some:

[XNASA]

43. Start wearing heels.

I bet that you, and everyone else for that matter, will feel a lot better about your legs.

[merh]

44. If you do that, you won't have a leg to stand on!

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