DEAR COURTNEY LOVE,

[Sugar Smack]

Where the HELL'S that book you promised us, like 2 years ago, "Courtney Love; My Life in Words and Pictures"??!? I've read 2 biographies about you, one by Poppy Z. Brite and one by Melissa something. They were very interesting. And I read your late husband's journals. So why don't you fork over your side of the story in your OWN WORDS? What in HELL must be keeping you, other than getting your silly ass thrown in jail every five minutes? I'm still waiting, but I'm becoming impatient. When you finally get your diary published, I'm sure it will be great, and I PROMISE I'll buy it, OK? I may get more than one copy, depending on the tautness of my budget, but if you're reading this, I've got to let you know you're really pushing our buttons, you cow. Your fans really love you but get that book out soon, OK?

:rant:

Love, respect, peace, and flowers,

Love always,
~Stefania

[peekaloo]

1. Dear Sugar Smack

Rehab has erased my memory.

What book?

Signed,

Courtney Love

[Sugar Smack]

2. My dear, let me help you. Maybe I can knock over a parking

meter and have the good fortune to be your roomie either in jail or rehab. I'll read your biographies back to you with some TLC, and I'll even give you my portion of dessert at mealtimes.

Love,
Stefania

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. Dearest SugarSmack...

This is bat country! I can't feel my feet, or my nose, as I've been on a seven month Vicodin and Vodka bender. My liver feels like an licensed NFL football after a fourth down punt. There are spiders crawling up and down my arms, and I think there may be a nest inside the computer where I store legal documents used in my case against Dave Grohl and that other guy, the giant one... Kurt never liked him anyway.

I recently traded my daughter "Whateverthehellhernamewas Kobain" for several hits of black tar heroin and a slightly used needle.

Hope this helps clear up my failure to create a compelling autobiography.

Love,

Courtney Love.

P.S. Can I have a sample of your clean pee? I will send an autographed picture of Kurt in exchange.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Dear S. Smack,

C. Love

[Sugar Smack]

4. Dear Courtney,

That seems as viable an explanation as any. In your confusion, my dear, is there any way you could just grab some of your notebooks and pictures and things & fob them off on someone else to do the work for ya?

Pick me! Pick me!



:loveya:

Love always and forever,
~Stefania

[In_The_Wind]

5. You have made an excellent suggestion my dear. I will send you everything.

Soon

[Sugar Smack]

6. Dear Courtney,

I promise to use my best judgment, and if, in your plowed state, you decide to use those pictures of you in your undies I'll be there to dissuade you, lest you arise from your vegetable torpor and decide to beat the shit out of me.

At your mercy,
~Stefania

[In_The_Wind]

18. Dear Sugar,

The only photos you need worry about are the ones of me showing off my undies while I'm standing in my closet trying them on.

BTW ~ I'll come outta the damn closet when and if I'm ever ready.

C. Love

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Dear Sugar Smack,

Bite.Me.

No really, go ahead...

All the best,

CourtXXXOOO

[Sugar Smack]

10. Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?

No, really, I kinda expected the ol' beer-mug-upside-the-head after that "cow" comment! LOL.

Consider yourself bitten.

:loveya:

all my love eternal,
~Stefania

[jane_pippin]

8. Her mom has a book coming out soon. January I think.

I don't know how I forgot to tell you.
Here's a link:
http://www.randomhouse.ca/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780385512473

It's not a great read, but it is interesting to see her perspective on Courtney and get this: Courtney's mom was adopted, had a difficult time growing up, then as an adult she finds her birth mom and it turns out it's author Paula Fox. Like I said, it's no literary gem and there are times I wanted to shake her, but if you like Courtney it's worth at least getting from the library.

Oh, and happy belated birthday.

[Sugar Smack]

14. Oh, GOOD!

Except it's not Courtney, but it's about her! Thank you so much, gf- I may want to shake Cortney's mom as well!

Thanks too for the happy bda! :D

[WCGreen]

9. Dear Smack...

'Cause there ain't gonna be no sugar gettin' in the way of my smack... Now, where am I... Oh yes.. Cause nothin' git's in the way of my smack...

What...

Oh... Fan... I still have a fuckin' fan.... Jeezze...

What...

Oh this is on... I thought you says it was one of them Dick to Phone thingies that get's me to ...

Oh, Dict tatin'

That's just gross... Who would fuck a potato!!!!!

What...

Oh.. I told someone I was gonna write a book... HA! About what... a fuckin' cook book... I can do that Ray bitch by twenty five minutes...

Oh.. Memoirs... I see...

What were we talkin' bout....

Smack... Somethi' 'bout smack... Call Carlos....

[Sugar Smack]

15. How the fuck did you do that? You may have actually

CHANNELLED her!

I am sincerely impressed. I heard her on an interview like that once.
I Mean you.. that was exact.

:wow:

[WCGreen]

17. You inspire.....

[no name no slogan]

11. For fcuk's sake already, sister

Kurt's corpse has been in the ground for an entire DECADE, and where the hell's your gruesome, cashing-in kiss-and-tell-all? Cripes, it should be a Movie of the Week by now, but NOOOOOO......

Would you pretty pretty please toss us goobs in flyover country a fricken BONE already?!?!?!

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Dear Courtney Love,

Clean yourself up. You clean up nicely. Also: Frances Bean needs a goddamn parent.

Sincerely,
Jonathan

[tigereye]

20. what he said

I just wish she would get her act together. She is a very interesting woman.

[khashka]

13. I don't so much care about the book as another record

My copy of America's Sweetheart is fraying at the edges.

Khash.

(The Stranger published her obituary a while back, it was very funny.)

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Scoring heroin and ignoring your child is a full time job. n/t

[tigereye]

21. actually I read an interview with Ms. Love

(granted it was in Blender) and she said that her daughter was the only thing that she had done right. I guess her kid is very healthy on some levels, considering what she has had to grow up with.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. Somehow, I doubt it.

Her dad killed himself, her mom's a skag-shooting public joke....there's no way she won't end up going to therapy most of her life, even if she seems to be sane and cool right now.

[tigereye]

23. she is likely incredibly "parentified"

since she probably raised herself. Hard to say. :shrug:

how was your holiday RKZ? :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

24. My holiday? Well.....

I had the flu, and on wednesday, I had an abcessed tooth extracted. So I spent the last few days eating nothing but pudding and bananas, throwing up, and blowing my nose in between guzzles of Myquil and fistfuls of antibiotics. I barely noticed that it was Thanksgiving.

Oh, and it snowed.

You?

[Call Me Wesley]

19. She's waiting for

inspiration.



It gets pretty close ...

[CanuckAmok]

25. d'you know how many lipsticks she will need in order to write a whole book

Lots.

ps maybe that's "...write a Hole book".

[In_The_Wind]

26. Dear S. Smack,

A shoe box full of miscellaneous bits of trivia are on the way.

C. Love

[Swede]

27. She's all fucked up on drugs dude.

Happens all the time.

[HughBeaumont]

28. Why ANYone gives this walking waste of human life

ANY attention, satirical or otherwise, is beyond me completely. Nancy ComeSpongeon Part Deux not only fronts one of the WORST bands I've ever had the displeasure of seeing live, she gets chance after chance after chance to correct herself and does nothing but fuck it up each and every time.

Kurt and Courtney. My generation's "legends". We can't claim Buddy Holly, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke or Pasty Cline. Instead, we get these two vastly overrated nutsacks. I'm SO fucking proud.

[Loonman]

29. It's tough writing with crayons

You know.