How friggin' AWFUL is Nickelback?

[alcibiades_mystery]

Here's how AWFUL Nickelback is to me:

I would rather be submerged in the piss, shit, and vomit of a morbidly obese murderer who'd eaten nothing but macaroni and Velveeta mixed with okra and refried beans for the last six weeks while having razor blades run across my corneas than listen to one note more of Nickelback's putrid ouevre.

Just. Fucking. Awful.

Somebody make them stop, for God's sake.

[arwalden]

1. What's That?

:shrug:

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. It's a group of men masquarading as musicians

You might know them from their truly horrendous "Hero,: which was the featured song in the first Spiderman, or from their unspeakably noxious "Photograph," the so-called "lyrics" of which begin "Look at this photograph/ Everytime I do it makes me laugh" - a song that truly displays the sucking hole of culture. Blech.

[BlueIris]

27. "Photograph" really is the worst song ever.

If there is a somehow an extant song that is more repugnant, I don't know what it is.

[BlueStateGirl]

48. Their new song Animals is worse.

[BlueIris]

49. WHAT? No. NO, YOU'RE LYING!!!

Please tell me you're lying. It's inconceivable to me that there's a worse song.

[dolo amber]

3. But...he's been WRONG!!

He's been DOWN!! Been to the bottom of EVERY BOTTLE!!

You're just a cold hearted bastard. :cry:

(I'm totally joking and agree 100%. Except maybe about the okra. :puke:)

[El Fuego]

4. Nickelback = what's wrong with the music industry today

They SUCK.

[Initech]

19. Yup, it's easy listening music marketed as heavy metal.

Every time I hear Nickelback being called heavy metal I just want to go postal. The people who have called them heavy metal have obviously never heard the likes of Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Tool, or Iron Maiden. To have that bunch of posers (Nickelback) being lumped into my favorite genre of music makes me want to... :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Giant Robot]

34. Nickelback is to metal as

Avril Lavigne is to punk rock.

[JanMichael]

35. You beat me to it...I'd love for Wendy O to kick her posuer ass.

But Wendy is dead long live the Queen!

[Giant Robot]

38. I just never remember the Sex Pistols

singing about breaking up with their girlfriends. She's Britney Spears with guitars! I can't be the only one to see that. Sorry, rant over.

[Initech]

39. Exactly!

:thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I don't think my hatred of that band could be articulated if I even tried

[Quagmire05]

6. ....

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Haha, I've heard that before...

I think the first time I did my head almost exploded from the amount of simultaneous suck.

[Kire]

46. thanks for the link

that whole webshite is pretty cool

[tjdee]

7. Not nearly as awful as Hoobastank, Switchfoot, that band that sounds like

the GooGoo Dolls....and of course the kings of suck, Creed.


Their "music" is just so, so awful.

And that's all I want to say about it.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Which one is the band that sounds like the Goo Goo Dolls?

And Nickleback is like a 5th rate Creed ripoff.

[tjdee]

11. Lifehouse ! Which should tell you how good they are--I just googled them.

I kept hearing this lame song.... I thought it was Goo Goo Dolls, it's some "band" named Lifehouse, I just checked.

If you think you can handle that level of cool, you can catch the vid here:
http://www.lifehousemusic.com/downloads/default.asp

allow me to introduce you to the first verse and chorus of "You and Me":

What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time

Cause there's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all of the people
and I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

[ghostsofgiants]

13. You're rigth, they are pretty bad...

But they don't have the inherent arrogance or douchebaggery that Nickelback does.

[tjdee]

14. True...after watching the vid I felt kind of bad for saying they sucked!

I'd only heard the song on the radio.

That poor kid seems so earnest about his lame song....

but Hoobastank, definitely, definitely sucktown.

Of course, they are no Nickelback.

[PittPoliSci]

10. some crazy middle aged sex crased woman in line at best buy...

yesterday kept hitting on the poor person in the stereo department who was playing, surprisingly good music (depeche mode, new order, etc...) she kept trying to look hip and sexy by asking for him to play some nickelback.

the guy was just like "i have to work here, i really don't want to listen to nickelback." i just started laughing at the response, she shot me the look of death, then i exclaimed loudly "i'd rather choke on shit listen to nickelback." the poor employee approved. as depeche mode's new album continued to play on.

[tigereye]

16. I mess with those guys by telling them how many times I

saw the Ramones. They start hyperventilating. It's kind of funny. (either that of they are really humoring me)

Don't really understand the attraction of Nickleback. Of course almost anything would be better in there than some of the dreck that is currently played on mainstream radio.

[PittPoliSci]

22. Nickelback is the dreck.

And I tend to hyperventilate at your Ramones stories. :D

[tigereye]

33. oops

I was thinking of Nicklecreek. Nicklecreek, Nickleback, turkeyfoot, picklehead, they all sound the same.

[JanMichael]

36. Bwahahahahaha! Choke on shit!

:spray: :spray: :spray:

Oh man...

[sakabatou]

12. I like Nickelback only because I like messing with their songs

in my MP3 editor.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. If I ever opened a Nickelback song up in Sound Forge...

I'd be afraid to use it ever again for fear of it contaminating future songs with suck.

[alcibiades_mystery]

17. Did I mention that Nickelback fucking suuuuuuuuuucks?

Just saying.

[Initech]

18. Yeah, please! Make Nickelback stop!

Absolutely horrible. I'd rather be subjected to a whole day of listening to nothing but KFSH (fundie music) than to have to listen to these so-called "musicians". :puke: :puke: :puke:

[lovelaureng]

20. Terrible, make them stop. nt

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. Ahhh...a poster after my own heart.

I'd be joining you in the shit/piss fest.

fsc

[Jamastiene]

23. Job.Well.Done.

I couldn't have said it better myself. I couldn't agree more.

[Robeson]

24. O.K., now let me get this straight. Do you like them or not....

...I can't tell how you really feel....:D

[NMMNG]

25. I can't stand them myself

But my roomie absolutely loves them and buys all of their CDs the moment they're released. :puke: Oh well, I love her and can forgive her a few flaws I suppose. :shrug:

[BlueIris]

26. Ew. But, I agree.

"Bad music makes me want to kill the people who made it. Like 'Nickleback'? Makes me want to kill 'Nickleback.'"

[ellie]

28. They suck something awful,

just like Puddle of Mud, Incubus, Seether, etc. I can't tell them apart. The music on the radio today just blows so bad, I usually listen to the tires hitting the road instead of the radio when I am in the car.

[bridgit]

29. chad kroeger was always popular if tepid, middle mish-mash...

until his hook up with: josie scott http://www.gibsonshowcase.com/bealestreet/saliva.html a collaboration on a spiderman soundtrack can't be bad and here we are :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

30. I HATE "Photograph"

It gets SO FUCKING ANNOYING after a while.

:mad::mad:

[name not needed]

31. They need to be killed as brutally and as painfully as possible.

[LynneSin]

32. Is Nickelback the new Creed

I'm just sayin!

[BlueIris]

40. I never thought I'd think this, but: I think Nickleback's worse.

Yeah.

[ghostsofgiants]

45. I've said it before and I'll say it again...

They're just a 5th Creep rip-off.

You guys should be thankful you haven't gotten Theory of a Dead Man yet. 10th rate Nickelback ripoff.

[JanMichael]

37. They make me grateful that I walk to work and don't listen to commercial

radio.

Thanks Nickelback!

Seriously there is SO much pop music that sucks that it must be a conspiracy of some sort.

They intentionally misuse genre names and the end result is the mundane crap shack which is our music industry.

Fuckers.

[Richard Steele]

41. Mmmmmm...Velveeta...

[Kire]

42. I got the chance to review them for a magazine.

It was definitely a bad review, but I don't think it's possible to be scathing enough. Hardcore Ink, Issue 14, Comes out December 20.

They don't have a web site, but their MySpace profile is:

http://www.myspace.com/hardcoreink

[Err]

43. I can't stand Nickelback!

Their only one song I like is "Breathe", but that's it.

Everytime I hear their new song on the radio, my ears bleed! x(

[Abelman]

44. How awful?

They're terrible.

I have a friend who was so excited to see them in concert last summer. He couldn't beleive I didn't like them. I feel bad for this pal of mine because he is such a mark for corporate advertising.

But I stand by him in friendship. God knows why.

[0007]

47. bttft

[BluePatriot]

50. Yeah, they suck

"Photograph" makes me want to gore my eyes out with a blunt rusty spoon.

[Nevernose]

51. PROOF THAT NICKELBACK SUCKS

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

[bridgit]

52. bwahaha...

:rofl: