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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:42 PM
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I sliced the tip of my finger off today! Ask me anything!
:7
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:47 PM
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1. good heavens!
you're a better cook than that!

are you ok?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:05 PM
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7. Yeah, usually I am!
I was trying to julienne some parsnips using my mandoline, and my finger got at the wrong angle to the blade.

Whoosh!

It came in at an oblique angle, and I let out a loud gasp of terror.

Not as bad as it could have been. reprehensor got me into the bathroom quickly, ran me under cold water and peroxide.

Because it was hanging so loose, we sanitized a cuticle clipper and lopped the nasty part off. It could have been worse. Then we put some Neosporin and a nice comfy bandage.

I had to supervise most of the rest of the cooking. And we never got the parsnip/apple puree made. But the rest of it turned out pretty good.

fsc
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:11 PM
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9. Mandolines
are very dangerous. They scare me so I stick with my food processor!
Hope it feels all better soon.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:17 PM
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11. Yeah....
I have the little small size, but I really wanted to try to do more at a time.

When I get a job again, I'm going to get a really HUGE Kitchen Aid or a Cuisinart chopper. It sucks having to do everything in multiple small batches.

fsc
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 12:09 PM
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37. I did it on a mandoline once too
Edited on Fri Nov-25-05 12:09 PM by seemunkee
at least its a nice clean slice. Probably hurt like Hell later though.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:49 PM
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2. Damn, I did that once.
Cut the tip off my finger (skin only) while trimming flowers. It wouldn't stop gushing - and I had to call one of my church people to drive me to the ER.

Felt like friggin' Julia Child, I did. :)
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:09 PM
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8. "Save the liver!!!"


"Oh, I've sliced the DICKENS out of my finger!"

Yep, I was thinking that the minute it hit!

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:51 PM
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3. Ouch!
Did you see a doctor?
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:52 PM
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4. Ever read this poem?
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:54 PM
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5. Kiss a boo-boo?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:20 PM
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12. Yes, please!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:22 PM
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42. Honey, that looks like it hurts.
Sorry that happened, and I hope you're all better very soon.

Anyway, thanks for posting the photo. It has been a long dry spell since progmom posted photos of her blood-soaked softball garments.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:33 PM
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43. Don't worry.
It's not mine. I found it online for a quick reference.

It's a ring finger, but it's my left one. Kind of makes my wedding ring look crummy with the raggedy bandage hanging off of the end of the finger!

fsc
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hermetic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 06:58 PM
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6. Owie! Oh sweetie
Hope the rest of your day was better. :hi:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:11 PM
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10. Thanks hun!
Yep, dinner for the most part came out pretty good.

We're letting everything settle before beginning on the "Creme de Menthe Cheesecake."

:9


:hi:
fsc

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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:23 PM
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13. Oh my God!!
I just hope you're ok!

:hug:

And besides that accident, I hope you and your family had a nice Thanksgiving. :-)

T
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:27 PM
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14. Thanks sweetie!
Doing OK now.

(apply pressure; elevate arm!)

Unfortunately, my typing will suck for a little while. ;-)

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StaggerLee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:28 PM
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15. No pain. No gain.
Seriously, I'm glad it wasn't worse.

Like a papercut.

:scared:

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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:41 PM
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16. I suffer for my art, baby!
:D

fsc
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:47 PM
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17. I burned the crap out of myself on a cookie sheet and I now have
a big ole triangular 2nd degree burn on my arm.

:D
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:52 PM
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18. Ow!
Hope you had some decent burn cream, hon!

fsc

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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:39 PM
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27. Hehehe, the only thing I had handy is an herbal salve that I bought
Edited on Thu Nov-24-05 09:40 PM by ET Awful
for the kitties. It works great on people too :).

I hope your finger heals quickly :). Typing is a pain in the ass with a sliced up finger.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 07:58 PM
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19. Ouch
Tell reprehensor that you need some TLC tonight. ;)
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 08:10 PM
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20. who got to eat it?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:08 PM
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21. I think it's still....
sitting on the sink in the bathroom, actually.

Eeeeewww.

fsc
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:09 PM
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22. Ow!!!
:scared: That sounds painful. I hope you're ok.

:hug:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:11 PM
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25. Doing alright, now.
Pressure and elevation.

I shoulda been a nurse!
fsc
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:10 PM
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23. Who's plate did it end up on?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:11 PM
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24. Ouch! That hurts. I hope it feels better soon.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 09:12 PM
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26. Mostly just....
Edited on Thu Nov-24-05 09:13 PM by fudge stripe cookays
the cold running water and the PEROXIDE!!!!!!! :scared:

fsc
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 01:05 AM
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28. ouch
feel better, FSC! :hug:

hope your dinner went ok otherwise. My h has a Cuisinart, he hardly ever cuts anything by hand anymore. I'm the one who wields the knife these days.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 01:10 AM
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29. I suppose your injury is worse than the two cuts I got on my fingers
Is your screen name a spin off of the Keebler cookies?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:37 AM
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32. How bad were yours?
Actually the screen name is from this guy....

www.oddtodd.com

fsc
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 01:04 AM
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50. Not bad at all really--little more than scratches
I mishandled some broken glass is all. I was merely kidding around with my response. ;-)

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hibbing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:13 AM
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30. You said ask anything and I apologize if this is offensive..
I hope it won't have a negative impact on masturbation. Do you think it will?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:39 AM
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33. Nope!
Yay!

Besides, I'm married. I can get that stuff anytime I want. Or not. ;-)

fsc
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hibbing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:28 AM
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31. I retract my question and apologize
I responded without looking at the photo. I hope you recover well. Those mandolines are dangerous!!

Peace
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:42 AM
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34. Ha!
That's not REALLY my finger! I found it on google.

fsc
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:29 AM
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35. I thought you'd go to the ER.
No stitches, huh? Be careful, though...

By the way, that shaking of the ground was me shuddering at the thought of sharp implements coming at your finger...:scared:
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 10:29 AM
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36. Don't DO that!!
x(

Hope you're ok darlin'...
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 01:51 PM
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38. Ouch!!!
Did you go to the ER?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:34 PM
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44. Nope, I had the....
inimitable Dr. reprehensor spring into action. And fortunately, a hypochondriac's medicine cabinet.

fsc
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:08 PM
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39. how are you typing?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:35 PM
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45. 2 fingered, or something.
I can use my whole right hand, but only my index finger on the left hand.

fsc
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:09 PM
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40. Now isn't that taking the making of finger snacks to the extreme?
:hide:


























:rofl: I'm sorry you hurt yourself but am so happy that you had someone there to take care of you and to help you finish your preparations. :hug:

Happy belated Tday to you & yours. :grouphug:


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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:37 PM
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47. Finger sandwiches!
:D

Don't worry sweetie. No worries.

fsc :hi:
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 02:20 PM
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41. Will you put it in a cup of chili at Wendy's?
Sorry, just trying to make you smile. Ouch!!

Take care.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 04:36 PM
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46. Hmmmm....
NOW there's AN IDEA!

FSC
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 08:44 PM
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48. oh you poor thing. Massive bleeding alert, I am certain.
You're gonna be sore for a while.

Get yourself one of those little finger shields from the bandage aisle at the pharmacy to keep your bandages from self destructing. It will help.

Otherwise, hope your Thanksgiving was fun.

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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-26-05 08:26 AM
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51. Good idea!
Yep, it is sore indeed. Other than being ready to murder my mother, T'giving has been OK.

fsc
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-25-05 09:50 PM
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49. snow blower?
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