more of my nihilistic, career-fragmenting assholishness at work...

[CanuckAmok]

Yesterday the hair/makeup "artists" came up to me to complain that the extras tent was "too far away". It's directly behind the small house we're filming in. We're in the front of the house, a vast, Bataan-esque distance of about 20 feet from the back.

They wanted it to somehow be moved closer to them, which would probably involve some sort of device to meld tent mollecules to vapid, hipster jean, and airhead mollecules.

The hair chick said "it's not practical where it is".

so my reply was "Would my foot in your ass be any more practical?"

End of story.

I.

STILL.

RULE.

[WCGreen]

1. Diletants.....

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Suggestion for next time

"It's not practical where it is"

"You know, i just noticed that. I was just going to have the tent people take it down, move it 4 feet to the left, all at great expense, then take them out back of that building over there and after dismembering them, put the bits into a large pot i have boiling away and render them into a nice paste that you and i can spread on FUCKING MELBA TOAST!!! HOW WOULD THAT BE, YOU VACUOUS, SNOTTY NOSED, WET-BEHIND-THE-EARS PRIMA DONNA?!?!?!?!?!?"

[CanuckAmok]

3. Dammit!

Where were you yesterday?!

PS You're hired.

[GirlinContempt]

4. pwned