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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 02:31 PM Original message |
Ah shit, my fucking turkey exploded! |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. was it completely thawed out? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hint for next time: put the turkey in the grease, not the other way around |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
3. Are you "SERIES"? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:45 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. THIS IS HUGH!!!111!!!!1!!11!!! |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. Turkey is for EATING, not... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:46 PM Response to Reply #4 |
14. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. Okay, no more glycerine, baking soda and nitric acid stuffing for you! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-25-05 01:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
25. The recipe from the nice people at the FLQ said to use those ingredients |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
6. For real? I know it isn't a laughing matter, but: |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:43 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. NOT FOR REAL! I just wanted to see if the lounge is as hard on people... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:34 PM Response to Original message |
7. Did you take the plastic wrapping off first? |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Yet more evidence that deep-fried turkey is destroying America. |
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the_spectator (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. Let that be a lesson - you can't fuck turkeys that hard! |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 08:56 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. ROFLMAO!! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. DAMN! You got to say it before me! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:45 PM Response to Original message |
13. Hey, if you end up with Poutine, it's a good day. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:47 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Oui! |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:52 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. OK, you live in the States, and you know Poutine, so I have to ask: |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:56 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Either make do with string cheese sticks or you can order cheese curds... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I'll do a google search, though I've heard that the curds don't |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:02 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Helluva Good makes cheese curds. I buy them here in upsate NY |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. You didn't dump in enough of the brine with the turkey into the oil |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:56 PM Response to Original message |
22. So is a fuckin' turkey any different than an eatin' turkey? |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:58 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Eating turkey, gravy goes on the outside |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-24-05 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
23. Next time, just buy a fleshlight |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-25-05 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. Has the Department of Homeland Security been notified? |
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