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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 10:18 AM
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A visit to the dentist
A man goes to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient says.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again
objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-24-05 11:05 AM
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1. I don't get it.
Just kidding.
:rofl:
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