Yuck. The Today Show's big news, Nick & Jessica Split.

[Maddy McCall]

Did you know:

She was a virgin when she married?
She took the institution of marriage seriously?
The separation has been ongoing awhile, but her dad kept it undercover for awhile for PR reasons?
That women will cry today when they hear this news?

:eyes:

Damn, my Thanksgiving is shot now. :(

:D

[BamaLefty]

1. Damn

I could care less about their marriage, lol. It's just that this "news" will be the only thing they talk about for a loooooooong time on TV.

[NewJeffCT]

2. OMG this is HUGH!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe our modern day Romeo & Juliet didn't last forever. My heart is broken, my earth is shattered. Nick & Jessica are no more.

:sarcasm: (in case you needed it)

I guess Jessica can take comfort in the fact that she recently won the award for celebrity with the best cleavage.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. How will I go on living?

I can't live without knowing that a talentless idiot is breaking up with another talentless idiot.

[Hugin]

5. I think you have a case...

Sue them for the cost of your ongoing "Grief Counseling".

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress!!!

http://biotech.law.lsu.edu/Courses/tortsF01/IIEM.htm

[Hugin]

11. Hey, it beats finding a digit in a cup of chilli.

*chuckle*

[Hugin]

4. "She was a virgin when she married?"

PROOF! I demand proof! :eyes:

[RevCheesehead]

7. who?

I'm old enough to have NO clue as to whom you are referring.

[Deja Q]

8. Don't the4y have 3 DVDs of their newlyweds show? Man, I am such a sucker.

I should never have not bought those in the4 first place. If I and millions more Americans did do buy them, they may have stayed married. :eyes:

And, on the serious side, there's no farkin' way she was serious about the concept. She's in hollywood for pity's sake!

[no_hypocrisy]

9. What, no covenant marriage with no easy-way-out restrictions?

[Tony_Illinois]

10. Shut Up!!! -- I Like Them for Their Minds