I am hating another DUer

[ForrestGump]

Is it you?

If you have to ask, maybe it just is.

And maybe not.

[NMMNG]

1. Oh, can't we all just get along?

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

2. What a hateful response!

And, to think, you weren't even on my list. :P

[WCGreen]

26. Kum bi ya my lord. Kum bi ya

[NMMNG]

29. Everybody hold hands and sing!

:grouphug:

[ForrestGump]

31. Kum by ya....

What are the words again?

We're missing the guitar-playing nun, is the problem.

[NMMNG]

32. I'm afraid I can't fill those shoes.

I can't play guitar and I'm certainly not nun material.

[ForrestGump]

36. I was almost a nun

But I couldn't get into the habit.

*rimshot*

Speaking of fillling those shoes, best turn your unworn shoes upside-down lest matcom enter this thread. Sometimes they just won't be housebroken, these liberals.

[NMMNG]

38. Won't be housebroken? Boy, you aren't kidding!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4346185

[ForrestGump]

39. Ha!

:D




Gatorade bottles are better.


(experience with roommates with a five-to-one bathroom ratio :-( )

[Maddy McCall]

3. You're hatin' on me?

My heart is crushed. My number-one Elvis co-fan hates me.

[ForrestGump]

4. Never!

But if you don't stop posting pictures of me on the Internets, I might have to firmly move you to my berating thread.

What happened to your homework?
A berate it.

*rimshot*

Thank you...I'm here all week.


:hug:

Hi.

:D

[Maddy McCall]

5. Hi, back.

:hug: :loveya:

Enough of the fun. I have to go to WalMart now. I forgot to buy SALT. Yes, SALT.

:hi: Stick around. :D

[ForrestGump]

6. Well, you're salt of the earth, so

...well...I don't know what good that would do you, anyway. And what kind of compliment is it, anyway, to compare someone to a crystallized compound that can contribute to heart problems and dehydration and those little cold-sore-like cuts you get in the corners of your mouth when you eat tortilla, potato, or other chips that are just that much too big? Beats me.

All the same, good luck with your expedition to the Kingdom of Wally. May your return be swift and salty.

:loveya:

The Superglue I just spilled on my pants should keep me stuck around. At least, I hope it's Superglue. I'm afraid to look. :o

[Maddy McCall]

7. You perv!

And I say that in the nicest sense of the term. :D

Ok, I'm outta here. Walmart here I come. :-(

[ForrestGump]

10. I cast a spell of protection around thee and thou sallyeth forth to

enter the realm of the Evil Wal. Happy trails. May serenity and salinity rule the night...pervette. :-)

[merh]

41. did you get that salt?

:shrug:

What the heck is wallie world like at 3:00 a.m. anyway?

Happy T'day my friend. :hug:

[hfojvt]

8. you know that refusing to forgive

is like drinking poisson and expecting the other person to die.

I guess I will have to move back to Heartbreak Hotel. :hide:

[ForrestGump]

12. In that case, I forgive you

:P

Look me up when you get back to Lonely Street!

[Chicago Democrat]

9. Hater

welcome to humanity

[ForrestGump]

13. Humanity?!

Ha!

Don't bring me down.

Bruce.

[Robeson]

11. If it's me, you wouldn't be the first....

...so my give-a-shit meter, is set at zero...

[ForrestGump]

14. No, but I will if you want me to

Anything to please.

[Robeson]

17. LOL. Don't take it personally, but I'm not the biggest Elvis fan....

...but you should be proud. I actually sat up in the whee early morning ours, and watched TWO Elvis movies last night. One with Walter Matthau - which actually wasn't that bad - and one set in Acapulco...I think that must be a record on Elvis for me...

[ForrestGump]

20. You have done well, young Grasshopper

I am proud of you. :-)

[Robeson]

27. The real bummer was that in the "King Creole" movie....

...Carolyn Jones got shot in the end. I had a MAJOR crush on her as Morticia Addams. That was really depressing...:-(

[ForrestGump]

30. I don't remember her getting shot in the end

I thought it was the chest, or somewhere.

Sorry.

I liked the film, though. That one and a few others showed Elvis had the raw material for film acting -- he was best at the surly, angry thing and at light comedy (two of my favorites along those lines are "Flaming Star" and "Follow That Dream").

[Heidi]

15. Might I inquire as to

where you purchased your give-a-shit-o-meter? I am making my list for Santa. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

16. Chuck Berry gave me mine

But it wasn't what I expected it to be.

Avoid the Chuck Berry Signature Model, I implore you.

[Heidi]

19. How about the

Chuck Barris model? Would you reommend it, or not?

[ForrestGump]

22. Only recommended for those who want to get it on by banging a gong

Very painful.

Nice hair, though, in that picture. CIA-issue, I believe.

[Heidi]

23. Are you a hair bigot?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

24. Of course not! Harumph! Sounds of indignation!

Now you've made me mess up my hair. It'll take me hours to get this back into exquisite, perfect shape.


No, I'm not Donald Trump

[Heidi]

25. You wouldn't have that problem

if you'd simply avail yourself of the latest technological developments.

[ForrestGump]

33. Oooooooo

Those are the Rolls Royce of stage wigs. I know a big-time professional here who wears one of their Elvis ones in his show...I've seen him up close with it on, backstage, and it's basically impossible to tell it's a wig. Expensive, too.

Cool stuff. If I ever start losing my hair.... :-)

Maybe I'll go with dreadlocks, for a change.

[Heidi]

40. Dreadlocks would be a nice development.

I suspected you weren't the "mullet type," FG. :thumbsup:

[Robeson]

18. I think I invented it along time ago....

...as soon as work out the blueprints on how it works, I'll send you a copy...;-)

[Heidi]

21. Patent it first!!!!

Protect your intellectual property rights, Robeson! :rofl:

[alittlelark]

28. I hated on one... we are on administrative 'ignore'

He has been tombstoned 2-3 times. I have yet to be.

Hate is a strong word... let's just say he/she turns on my alarm system.

[ForrestGump]

35. May you never bite the granite pizza

And may you continue to live in mutual ignorance of the other. Though I must admit some degree of appreciation for the Terminator-like drive that alows one to be tombstoned multiple times and still keep on the attack.

I've been trying hard enough, but I just can't get tombstoned. I must be invulnerable, or something. Or impermeable. Or something like that. Impregnable? No...well, I mean, yes, of course, because I'm a man and I can't get pregnable.

[Dangerously Amused]

34. It's me, and I know why.

You hate me for my freedom.



Darksider! Terrorist!

[ForrestGump]

37. No, I don't

I hate you for your Freedom Fries.

More specifically, that you didn't offer me any. :-(



Do you have any Martyr Sauce for these?

[qnr]

42. Slacker. I hate everyone. n/t

[datasuspect]

43. don't hate, innovate

unless it's america, then hate it first.

[johnnie]

44. Fine!

I'm just going to have to go and stuff myself with food and drink and get over it then.



Have a good one dude.

[DS1]

45. Only one?

:eyes: