The Big Fish of the Roost of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy. Can't wait to tell Abbas some more of my ideas about that ol'
roadmap I'm so famous for inventing. At first I just had a line on a piece of paper, and below
the line was NO FIGHTING and above the line was PEACE, and then I drew a road and put an
arrow on the road going up so nobody would get lost. Then I figured we might need a reststop
for when everybody gets tired and wants to take a dump or splash some water on their face.
That was great. Right there was enough for the Nobel Peace Prize in my opinion! But now my
new ideas that'll make it a sure thing, and show that it's really all my plan so I don't have to split
the prize with anyone like Colin. First, there's the rate of return on Palestinians. I say, No deposit
No return. Simple as that. If people litter with them then, we'll just have prisoners clean up
the roadsides. Then, there's the issue of . . .(blah, blah, blah)"

[CarlBallard]

1. Did * get a new haircut?

Or is he just going bald?

[skip fox]

8. Missed this yesterday. Welcome to DU CarlBallard!

:toast:

[DagmarK]

2. LMAO.............

How's about:

"Oh sheeeeeetttttt! I didn't know those cameras were there. I sure as sam hill hope that they just got here -- and didn't -- gosh darnit -- see what the Ab-man and I were doing in the Bushes (get it? ha ha ha!). I mean. Ricky Santaman wouldn't understand it at all. Oh...it's probably all right. ooooo, I hope they just got here....... Gotta stop wearing BLUE suits for these outings - blue shows everything. Keep remembering.....don't touch your hand to the side of the suit!"

And Abbas is thinking:

"Well, this trip is a total success. These photos I have arranged will be the ticket to peace for sure! Even Mohammad would agree that I had to do it. Sometimes you have to lie around in the dirt with the bushes to get whatcha really need....."

[maxanne]

3. "I wish he'd catch up

to me and hold my hand. Then we can sneak off later and touch each other's pee pees."

[cosmicdot]

4. W faux pas to Abbas: of course, you'll bunk out here ...

hey, I've always wondered why Ringo Starr left that Beatles group, and became a Palestinian ... I always think of a picnic when I see pictures of him ... You don't mind sleeping with Spot and Barney do ya?

[underpants]

5. Hey when did Eddie Munster get to be President?

:shrug:

[underpants]

6. W was shocked ot find out he was not meeting Pfc.Lynch...

she is from Palestine WV she is NOT the Prime Minister of Palestine.

[skip fox]

7. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

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