Sister Mary Katherine

[wildhorses]

> entered the Monastery of Silence.
>
> The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are
> welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I
> direct you
> to do so".
>
> Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
> Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5
>
years.

>
> You may speak two words."
>
> Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
>
> "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better
> bed."
>
> After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the
> Priest.
>
> "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.
>
> "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her
> that the food would be better in the future.
>
> On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called
> Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."
>
> "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. GREAT!!

[Ikonoklast]

2. You forgot the punch line

After Sister Mary Katherine says, "I quit.", the priest says, "I'm not surprised. You've been here fifteen years and all you've done is bitch."

[ET Awful]

3. Since when do they let nuns into Monasteries?

:evilgrin:

I mean, a convent I could understand, but . . . .