I really have nothing to say.....

[Wetzelbill]

I think I'm finally out of material. I used it all up.

What is the world coming to? :)

[DainBramaged]

1. Did you find the end of the internets?

Is it true there is just nothingness out there?

[kick-ass-bob]

35. I did, here it is:

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

[Err]

2. Nothing, eh?

Huh.

You know, I really don't have a whole lot to say either.

[WCGreen]

3. Well Stated.....

[Ptah]

4. Nothing more to say.

You have reached the last page of the internet. Now you can turn off you computer, go outside and play.

[RevCheesehead]

5. And yet, that didn't stop you from telling us?

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

7. odd isn't it?

that just might be the power of my ego though. :)

[RevCheesehead]

8. And men say women talk too much....

;)

[Wetzelbill]

12. but I love when women talk

It gives me a chance to pretend that I'm listening and earn brownie points. :)

No, c'mon, I actually listen. :) Still like earning those brownie points though. Can't give those up.

[RevCheesehead]

14. So, you want to be a Ladies Man?

You're in good company around here. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

16. more like

I am completely all talk. Women reduce me into a stuttering fool half the time. :)

[RevCheesehead]

17. Surely there's a cowgirl out there

who wants to get in your saddle.

[Wetzelbill]

20. See post # 19

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

23. *snicker*

Let's hope she didn't see that. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

25. mods see everything

I kind of like being in trouble, though. :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

6. Time for everyone to run shrieking naked in the streets until Wetzelbill

comes up with new material.

[Wetzelbill]

11. sounds good to me

:)

[Straight Shooter]

9. People yackety-yak a streak and waste your time of day

But Wetzelbill will never speak unless he has something to say ...

:D

[In_The_Wind]

10. I find that hard to believe ...

you just need inspiration ...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear Wetzelbill.....

EVERY person who has responded so far to this thread of yours, and you as well, has had many good, funny and meaningful things to say over the months I've been a member.....

Even I have....but mostly the rest of you......

I applaud ALL of you for your wisdom, insight, and humor!


:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Wetzelbill]

15. I found a sex thread so I've got some new material now

:)

[RevCheesehead]

18. LOL

That didn't take long, did it? :rofl:

[southlandshari]

19. Good.

'Cause you've already won me over. So stop flirting with all those other women, dammit!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

21. what, me flirt?

do they have an "acting ridiculously innocent" smiley around here?

[RevCheesehead]

22. ...

O8)

[Wetzelbill]

24. Holy Brett Favre!

thank you very much.

O8) O8) O8)

[RevCheesehead]

26. Well, Bill, that's something different there...

[southlandshari]

27. Bwaahahahahaha!!

You think the Rev's angel smiley absolves you?

I was a freakin' missionary for the same denomination that ordained that chickie for many years and on three different continents, darlin'....so don't read too much into that halo!

:evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

29. Riddle me this

how can a missionary be so bad? :)

[southlandshari]

30. Are you calling me bad, cowboy?

Them's fightin' words, darlin'!

[Wetzelbill]

31. Bring it on!

:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

34. You may have more experience than I.....

but rest assured, Shari, that I am very much familiar with the ways of the missionary.

(and yes, the angels are a decoy... ;) )

O8)O8) = twice as good.

[hfojvt]

28. Tanj! Tanj! Tanj!

I just now remembered to check and the Packers lost to the MF Vikings again? :argh: :wtf: :nuke:

[Left_Winger]

32. Nothing to say ???

I think you are just feeling guilty for getting those two threads locked yesterday.

[Wetzelbill]

39. yes and within a few minutes if not seconds of each other too

I was on a roll. :)

[RedCloud]

33. Just recycle the same crap every 15 years or so.

Nobody catches on, too many distractions nowadays.

[Wetzelbill]

41. now I like that

except I bet it could be done every 5 years or so that's how oblivious society is.

[SOteric]

36. And this is exactly the right place to say it.

We hold nothing sacred around here.

[Wetzelbill]

37. dude, that was like a haiku

or not. :)

[graywarrior]

38. Same thing happened to be about 4000 posts ago,

but I keep on blathering.

[Wetzelbill]

40. amazing isn't it?

I have nothing to say, yet still I refuse to shut up and listen. :)

[graywarrior]

42. I can't tell you how many posts (looooong ones) I've deleted

when I realized just before I click the post message button that I am so full of shit. And yet, here I am...posting another post that will be forgotten by me and everyone else less than 1 minute from now.

[Wetzelbill]

47. actually forgot about it halfway through your post

:)

Being full of shit can be an art though. I have mastered it too. :)

[AussieDave]

43. I've had nothing to say for years - and people STILL don't listen

to what I don't have to say.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the reincarnation of Calvin Coolidge. Or a housebrick.

[graywarrior]

44. What did you just say?

[AussieDave]

45. Oh, it was nothing - but thank you for listening.

:7

[Arugula Latte]

46. This is the Seinfeldian Thread. The Thread about Nothing.

Let's see how long we can keep this meaningless drivel going.

Blah blah blah. Hey, is that a spider or a piece of dirt on my window. Blah blah. Oh crap forgot to take out the garbage. Blah de blah frickin' blah. This house is not gonna clean itself and there are six guests coming on Thanksgiving. Blahdy blahdy doo dah all the day.

[Wetzelbill]

48. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving... just Festivus

:)

[bicentennial_baby]

49. Ugh, finally!!

:bounce:














:P

[Wetzelbill]

50. oh you like all the things I have to say!

especially when I bust out some Neruda for you. :)