Haiku!

[Guy Fawkes]

Remember: 5 7 5

I like to eat cats
Because I am a republican
I am truly pure evil

[asthmaticeog]

1. .

This thread went nowhere;
bottom of page when I kicked.
Should I have bothered?

[antigone382]

2. here ya go.

Reporters asking questions
Surely I must go
Quickly I'll exit--oh shit!

Edit to make it 5-7-5

[antigone382]

5. Wow...I always get that 5-7-5 thing backwards...

LOL...poetry I'm decent at...numbers, not so much.

[KamaAina]

3. My Trip to China, by King Dumbass**

I open the door
Only to find it is locked
I'm such a ninny!

[sakabatou]

4. Mine

I see the red doors
and I tugged them open but
I'm still a buffoon.

[Guy Fawkes]

6. kick for tuesday evening!

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Gesundheit.

And cover your mouth next time. :)

[hippywife]

8. Dagnabbit!

You beat me to it! :D

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Great minds think alike. : )

:-)

[PittPoliSci]

10. your last line has 7.

maybe it's just my dialect though.

i'll post one too though.

Conservative Fool
Your intellect is meager
Hateful, stupid, cruel.